Meowgnifico
My one cat has soggy noodles for brains and has decided after nearly seven years that she’s going to start scratching on the corners of our couch. She hasn’t done any real damage yet, but she’s caught in the act and ran off at least once per day. To make it worse, her cat tree (complete with multiple scratching posts) is in front of the window between the two couches, and 2/3 of the time she chooses those.
The couches are old at this point and covered in stains (they’ve survived nearly five years of parenthood), so they’re not of significant value to us, but we would like to buy a new livingroom set. I don’t know how to break this cat of her noodle-brained choices before doing so. Spray bottle doesn’t do much good, as the noodles don’t store enough memory to ever connect her actions to her consequence, and de-clawing is extremely cruel and not something we’re open to.
Double-sided tape on the problem areas worked for our cats. But also make sure there are appropriate scratching posts available nearby.
You might want to try soft claws. They’re little plastic caps in the shape of a cat’s nail (except soft not pointed) that you fill with a non-toxic adhesive that comes with the pack and attach to the cat’s nails. Over time the cat naturally sheds their nails and the nail caps come off with them and you just replace them again when that happens. They say it doesn’t bother the cats and they don’t even notice but I think they’re exaggerating a bit there because my cats hate the process of having the nail put on which makes me feel bad but once it is actually on they quickly forget about it and it doesn’t bug them.
It’s not a perfect solution the claws are finicky to work with, the applicator for the adhesive gets clogged with dry glue, the cats don’t really like having the nails applied, the caps themselves are really quite expensive and some items like wooden furniture, still get damaged even with the soft claws but the damage in such cases is still greatly reduced and for soft items like a couch it pretty much stops them doing any damage.
One thing to keep in mind though, don’t buy cheap ones off eBay, they’re not worth a cent, the cats hate them for some reason, they don’t seem as well manufactured and they don’t come with little cleats inside to help lock it in place. Because the cats absolutely hate them so much and are definitely bothered by them they immediately pull them off straight after you’ve applied them and they’re just a waste of your time and an unnecessary source of stress for your poor kitty. I’ve found 2 brands that seem to actually be good and they’re both a lot more expensive then I’d like but at least you can buy a supply of several months and save your possessions from destruction. The two that worked for me are Soft Claws and Soft Paws. Claws seems slightly cheaper. I think they might actually be the same product since they have the exact same artwork and typeface for their packaging and logos and the caps themselves seem to be identical, one of them just says claws and the other paws. Weirdly enough they’ve both chosen to use Garfield on their packaging and somehow I’m fairly sure neither has paid for the privilege.
softclaws
I used those. After I got the shit bit and scratched out of me I was successful in doing 2/3 of the front paws of my cat.
They proceeded to spend the next 24 hours ripping them the fuck off and leaving little bloody footprints all over my new beige couch and white tile floors.
When I left that appt I was still finding bloody footprints.
My advice, use double stick tape. Easy to put on, easy to come off (for those of us with opposing thumbs).
What kind of wood is that? It looks like cardboard
That cat may secretly be a beaver.
I’m working on a matching table.
Break a leg
Hopefully not.
Lucky you. It’s my goddamn chair and door haha.
great cat post
Childhood friends house had one like that, the father leaned on it one day and fell down 2 stories.
“and I’ll do it again” -cat
… was he ok?
Yes, they put a new post up and kept it wrapped in sisal from then on.
One if these days a grandparent is gonna be missing. Remember to check at the bottom of these stairs as a potential location.
Thar cat holds a huge grudge against someone in the house
The legend of your cat secretly plotting to kill you actually is true.
Congrats on keeping your cat active and engaged for 11 years!
shoulda tacked a jute strip to it earlier
A great option if redirection hasn’t worked
if ye cant lick em
What’s that?
Edit: Ahh so it’s like some fabric the cat can rip up instead of the wood.
yep. lasts a good while too
That would have been an easy fix 11 years before with some hemp rope and ten minutes of work. Now it’s a safety hazard
But now it’s an Internet memory that will become an AI hallucination, that will cause all kinds of havoc!
They make these mats that you can strap around things that cats claw at. Works pretty good.
Depends a lot on the cat. Mine just started scratching the wall beside it instead.
