• @reddfugee
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    9423 days ago

    Don’t you hate it when your computer gets all bricked up?

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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      1623 days ago

      You can help keep things regular just by adding a little fiber to your network.

      If that’s not an option, open a tab to metamucil.io and download a couple packets twice a day.

      • Poplar?
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        322 days ago

        I thought “bricked up” means having a hard on.

    • @SzethFriendOfNimi
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      Or the router, in another state, and the person with access to the closet/server room knows how to push a few buttons at best.

      That happens once… and you get misconfigophobia for life.

      • @[email protected]
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        223 days ago

        FYI with many routers, switches, and firewalls there are ways to automatically rollback changes in case the device is unreachable after applying them. Usually the command is called something like “Rollback”.

        You usually supply a time limit when you run the command and if you don’t confirm the changes before that time limit it will rollback. So if you run rollback 30 and then do something which breaks the network connection, the config will rollback in 30 seconds. If it does work, you simply cancel the rollback.

    • @lemonmelon
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      723 days ago

      It’s a good indication you’re about to be fucked.

    • @credo
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      223 days ago

      It usually happens after I get mad at it.

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      1023 days ago

      Litteringand…litteringand….litteringand…

    • @Agent641
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      522 days ago

      It’s a typo. It’s supposed to say backupanda.

      The Backupanda is a small black and white Chinese mammal that’s is unaware of the concept of procreation.

    • TuxOP
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      123 days ago

      How do i make a backupand

      Forget add spacing: “backup and”

      • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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        623 days ago

        Why do i now Picture an Elephant making a backup?

  • @[email protected]
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    3423 days ago

    It would be nice if RTFM was always an option, but a lot of the time the documentation is woefully incomplete.

      • @rtxnM
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        1423 days ago

        Ah yes.

        /* return an item's property as identified by 'prop' */
        prop_t* getItemProperty(item_t* item, char* prop)
        

        The floor is made of floor.

    • @Agent641
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      422 days ago

      Or it presupposes existing knowledge or configuration.

      • JackbyDev
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        222 days ago

        So so true. A perfect example is anything on any page of man other than 1 may as well not exist.

    • @[email protected]
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      323 days ago

      It’s either woefully incomplete or behind a paywall so someone in the company has access to be you can’t figure out who and eventually just give up.

  • @not_a_dog
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    2023 days ago

    Is there a term for humor that is ruined by terrible grammar and diction?

  • @[email protected]
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    23 days ago

    As a linux noob, I am developing the spider sense of telling when a solution is something reliable and when it’s something that will fuck me up 3 months down the line.

    It’s been… Interesting. I still haven’t figured out what’s the sane way to have multiple CUDA coexist peacefully…

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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    423 days ago

    …because of improper configuration and messing with system. The best way to heal is to make proper system backupand read the fucking manual. quit messing with the system.

    I know it’s like asking a smoker to “just quit”, but…

  • @[email protected]
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    323 days ago

    Like how I used GDM-Settings on Pop_OS without knowing GDM-Settings is for OLD gdm, and now I have to use LightDM because I can’t find the config files that are broken in GDM that cause it to have no styling and be black font with trails anytime something moves?

    (and yes I have reinstalled it, gnome-shell, pop-theme, etc even with forcing dpkg to re-write over config files. I’ve manually gone through and deleted config files and reinstalled to redownload them, I cannot get GDM back to even default GDM let alone the pop version.)

  • @[email protected]
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    323 days ago

    this is why I keep my config as minimal as possible and everything I do is up on a GitHub repo

    inb4 just use nix, cloning a repo and putting the right files in the right spots is something that can be scripted with relative ease and nix is way overkill unless you’re using it for application deployments in money making incentives

    • @Wooki
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      Nixos is amazing, real immutability with absolute recovery.

      Well.

      Backups? Whats that! Is that where I store a copy of my config file? I havent modified mine in months. Life sure is breezy when I have no reason to tinker. Got so much of it.