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Totally not a joke-country you guys.
Totally normal.RT broke a bunch of YouTube rules and should have been banned too.
To everyone saying “this isn’t possible for Google to pay” really need to take a step back and realize that there’s always a way.
Given the amount of money we’re talking, it would only take a tiny fraction of that money for Google to deliver a series of small asteroids directly to Russia. Depending on the asteroid, and the conversion rates, Russia might consider the debt paid after a single delivery.
Why does the article keep referring to Google as “The Chocolate Factory?”
The Register has been referring to Google as The Chocolate Factory for almost 10 years. As to why, probably because of google’s confectionary named Android releases, which they stopped at Android 10
https://xiaomiui.net/sweet-names-of-android-you-may-want-to-eat-it-18036/
Maybe because their company produces pure shit?
All made up, just like the reason for invading Ukraine
just tell them it’s in the mail, google.
Im picturing them sending “cash” with the amount written in comic sans.
And the fact that Google didn’t pay them more money than exists in the world will be why Russia blocks Google’s operations in the country and seizes every bit of property they can get their hands on that they say was even vaguely related to Google’s operations. They didn’t even bother with a realistic number, because in the end they don’t really care who does or doesn’t believe them.
They didn’t start with that fine, it was just compounding interest
The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week.
And regardless, Russia can’t block Google’s operations in Russia because Google isn’t operating in Russia since the war. Russia is trying to fire Google when Google quit 2 years ago.
Meh. This is but a fraction of what the big media companies think the world owes them for piracy.
Comedy gold.
On my phone website fits the screen & appears normal, scrolling right reveals rest of the monies
Wonder if this is just the website not being able to cut the number in half, or whether they did this on purpose
The Register kind-of models itself after a tabloid style so has deliberately jokey headlines. It’s been around a long time (I read it in the 90s) and seems to have quality underneath the humor.
Possibly the only remaining place where you can read the word “boffins” regularly.
I feel like its on purpose but i also feel like web designers are often incompetent with stuff like that. So im undecided.
To be fair the browser default for stuff like this is often kind of bad. Like browsers would rather give you a scroll bar than do a word break (and I can pretty much guarantee that’s what’s happened here as I can scroll right and see the full number).
Maybe the boss said, “Remove wordwrap in headline text for this post.”
Or do. It’s not like people care if he breathes.
virtucon alone is worth at least $20 decillion
they could just go for googol dollars
Maybe they meant rubles. I think I may find that value in my couch.
I was going to say Russia must love humiliating themselves but I guess this is painfully obvious the past 2 years
What’s that number in words? Sure. I could use Google, but they just got fined by Russia for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 so can they really be trusted?
2 x 10^34 for those people who like to use numbers to represent numbers in a sane way.
20 Decillion
Being fined by Russia is actually a positive stamp of approval in my book!
What’s that number in words?
Per the article, it’s 20 decillion.
It’s an actual court doing this… Lol.
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Is it, though?
Well, a russian one. So not really but ehhhh
