• Track_Shovel
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    556 minutes ago

    When you are touching a mushroom, you are touching the fungi penis

  • @MunkyNutts
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    515 hours ago

    and sometimes they help me speak to trees.

  • @[email protected]
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    144 hours ago

    More like an ad-hoc endocrine system then any kind of speech. Honestly don’t really like how that mechanism is portrayed as speech. Certainly it helped the person who figured it out sell a lot of books, but it’s quite the misnomer.

  • @[email protected]
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    5 hours ago

    In the future scientists will have versions of doom that run on trees and have mycological network multiplayer options.

  • @ChicoSuave
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    115 hours ago

    Imagine the first time a tree gets to talk to the other trees. Like, it talks to itself for a decade or two before someone touches it and now it can hear dozens of voices.

    • @Num10ck
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      127 minutes ago

      kind of like your genital situation