Couscous gets everywhere, no matter how hard you try to keep it contained.

  • @Vandals_handle
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    232 months ago

    Nature Valley crunchy granola bar has entered the chat, and everywhere within fifteen feet of one being consumed. Heck even unwrapping one sends granola glitter flying.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      My wife put one in her purse about 10 years ago. Since then, I’m sure we have removed five or six of these bars. It seems to be a permanent purse fixture, eternally at the bottom of the bag.

      • murmelade
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        22 months ago

        I’m more impressed by her having the same purse for a decade+

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          If you treat leather with respect and care it can hold a lifetime. My leather jacket easily nears the 10 year mark too with thr only damage being near the sleeves.

          • @[email protected]
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            22 months ago

            To be fair she spends shy of $1000 on a bag, but they hold up to abuse and seem to be nearly indestructible. I doubt she’ll need more than one or two further in this lifetime.

  • nocturne
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    82 months ago

    I have never had this experience with couscous. And I have been making and eating it for about 40 years.

    • @apocalypticatOP
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      32 months ago

      I consider myself well-coordinated, but I’ve had no such luck with couscous. Especially when transferring from the pot to another container. It decides to stick together, then randomly makes an avalanche as I’m scooping, creating a mess of grains from the countertop to the floor.

      • nocturne
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        22 months ago

        If I measure, I measure within the bag. Pour that into a jar and add herbs, oil, and hot water into the jar. Then serve from the jar.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          You… Serve… Couscous from a jar?

          And on another note, you cook/buy/store cooked couscous in a bag?

          • nocturne
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            22 months ago

            I buy uncooked couscous in a bag. I add raw couscous to a jar, and cook it in the jar. And then serve it from the jar.

              • nocturne
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                22 months ago

                It depends how much I am making. A pint or a quart. I typically only make one or two servings at a time. I mostly eat it on salad, or with cucumbers and tomatoes.

                It cooks quickly, so I only add very hot or boiling water (if I am using boiling water, I ensure the jar is preheated to avoid cracking) to the jar and let the residual heat cook it.

      • M137
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        22 months ago

        I mix some butter in it when it’s done, mainly for taste but it also helps with the issue you described. And have you tried different grain sizes? I use different types depending on what I’m making alongside it and the bigger/coarser kind is easier to handle.

  • @[email protected]
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    72 months ago

    You know that super flaky dough used in some salty or sweet pastries? Today someone brought a bag of those at work, and the break room was totally nuked as a result. No matter how careful you are, those flakes are going to get everywhere. [insert relevant prequel meme here]

    • @apocalypticatOP
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      32 months ago

      Yup! That happens every time with croissants.

  • @BottleOfAlkahest
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    72 months ago

    Quinoa and then each individual escaped piece sticks to everything like glue.

  • Ephera
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    62 months ago

    Did you know that when you fry mustard seeds, they pop like popcorn?

    Well, I didn’t, so I hadn’t put a lid on.

    I was still finding the little fuckers several months after the incident, in all kinds of corners of my kitchen.

    • @Restaldt
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      32 months ago

      Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

      • Ephera
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        22 months ago

        Ah, “pop like popcorn” was maybe a bit misleading. I mainly meant that it jumped out of the pot violently. It didn’t turn inside-out like maize popcorn does.

        So, the taste was essentially unaltered. The seed had burst open, though, so maybe that would help, if you wanted to make a sauce more spicy.