It seems like it’d be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can’t buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

  • AmidFuror
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    64 hours ago

    Because the range and accuracy of the trebuchet is much better.

  • @[email protected]
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    96 hours ago

    Because mayo suffers less when being pasteurized.

    Though I suspect most people don’t realize how dull jar mayo is (even the best) compared to home made.

    It’s really not the same thing. And the crappy brands are just white goo.

    Helmans/Best and the other brand from Best are about it. Though someone mentioned a regional from the south east that’s apparently really good.

    And again, even those are dull and flat compared to home/fresh made. Takes me less than 10 minutes, including prep and cleanup, to make mayo.

  • @isthingoneventhis
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    46 hours ago

    Because they are afraid of the true power their superior flavour holds. It does last a really long time though, idk what people are on about.

  • SolidGrue
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    2410 hours ago

    Your alternatives aren’t shelf stable. That’s all there is to it.

  • southsamurai
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    1310 hours ago

    This isn’t a simple thing tbh.

    It’s partially the difficulty in keeping hollandaise and bearnaise shelf stable and unbroken without sacrificing flavor.

    It’s partially cultural, in that mayo is what got popular at the right time for an effort to make it shelf stable and maintain flavor.

    And there’s the versatility, though that’s largely a matter of perception. Since mayo is a thicker sauce in the form that gained popularity, you can do a lot more with it than a proper sauce that’s going to be more runny.

    I mean, if you’re asking this, you’ve made hollandaise at least, and probably bearnaise. So you how that it can difficult to keep together in the fridge. It tends to break in a way that home made mayo just doesn’t.

    If you add enough extra emulsifiers to keep it together through shipping and storage, then you mute the taste. It’s like you said, you can’t buy good hollandaise. It’s the buying part that interferes in making it a sauce/condiment for the people at large.

    Since getting either one to a store that’s tasty isn’t currently realistic, it’ll never get enough demand for it to improve. Anyone tasting the store bought stuff that’s out there already isn’t going to be a fan. If they’ve ever had it in a restaurant, the packaged stuff is unpleasant in comparison (if only bland and uninteresting on its own merits). And, if they can make their own, they probably aren’t interested in buying it because it isn’t exactly hard to pull off at home. My teenager can do a passable hollandaise, and they don’t even care about cooking.

    • @[email protected]
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      46 hours ago

      You can’t even buy good mayo.

      The difference between the best jar of mayo (pasteurized) and what you can make at home is shocking.

      Like the best mayo out of a jar is flat and dull in comparison.

      Op’s clearly never made mayo.

      • southsamurai
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        36 hours ago

        Depends on what good means for the application. But store bought is almost always bland as hell compared to homemade, that’s for Dang sure

    • @thesporkeffect
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      38 hours ago

      Have you been mauled by a hollandish uhh Dutchman?

  • @Brkdncr
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    Because I can take a jar of mayo that’s 1 year old out of the underground shelter and eat it by the handful.

    • @Death_Equity
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      49 hours ago

      Same, not a fan.

      What is annoying is I am working on a dipping sauce and it needs thickening and toning the flavor down, mayo is the right answer but I don’t want to.

      • Em Adespoton
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        38 hours ago

        In the rare cases where mayo is the correct answer… it’s not that difficult to just whip up a small amount and use it. No need to have a big jar of it going rancid in your fridge.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCAOP
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        49 hours ago

        I don’t know your sauce, but maltose is great at thickening

        • Drusas
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          27 hours ago

          What do you mean by substituting mai ploy? I’m guessing you mean Mae Ploy, which is a brand and not a specific product. Mostly known for making curry pastes.

          • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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            16 hours ago

            Specifically the sweet chili paste they make, yeah. I didn’t know there were others.

            • Drusas
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              25 hours ago

              Ah, interesting.

              Back when I lived in Japan, that was the spiciest thing I could find in your average grocery store, so I would add it to all kinds of things.

      • lurch (he/him)
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        -17 hours ago

        It goes bad too quick, esoecially once opened; even the vegan mayos (most vegan stuff has longer storage life tho, even unrefridgerated)

        • @[email protected]
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          26 hours ago

          What? Pasteurized mayo lasts a really long time, even after opening. I’ve never had a jar go bad.

          Unless you’re dipping a spatula back into it after stirring some food.

    • @Today
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      07 hours ago

      Me too! Disgusto!