I have something off a collection

Du bist nicht du, wenn du hungrig bist.

Wehrmacht denn sowas?

At my house we only got about 25 trick or treaters last night. It rained like hell, so I lavished candy on the kids stalwart enough to brave it. One kid’s costume and candy bag were so soaked my wife gave him an empty plastic bag to use. Tonight it’s bone dry out there. Fucking nature.

This is pretty funny. FIY a few years ago somebody did a thorough search and found no credible reports of razor blades in Halloween candy - like, ever. This was a popular myth when I was a kid. But apparently more recently there have been a few actual instances of this kind of thing and also poison. People… what a bunch of bastards.

Wait. Mar-A-Lago has full size Snickers?!