cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18111005

Tag yourself! I’m Blocked

(We apologize for the previously offensive bit- those responsible have been sacked)

Answer Key:

!The Picard Maneuver!<

!Dragon “Rider”!<

!ComradeSharkfucker!<

!PugJesus!<

!BonesOfTheMoon!<

!ByteOnBikes!<

Blocked

!Jeffw!<

!Track_shovel!<

!Return2ozma!<

!Hamid Abbasi!<

!Satan’smaggotycumfart!<

!Fossilesque!<

!Speculator & Kolanaki!<

  • @MissJinx
    37•20 days ago

    this some young people meme i don’t understand

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏOP
      9•20 days ago

      Last I heard she doesn’t have much time to shitpost on social media like she did before, probably bc she’s starring in one movie and producing another

  • @Voyajer
    25•20 days ago

    the picard maneuver, kolanaki, pug jesus, SatansMaggotyCumFart

    • Sunshine (she/her)English
      7•20 days ago

      From my experience SatansMaggotyCumFart is an anti-vegan. They really need to chew on some sour patch kids.

      • @AngryCommieKender
        8•20 days ago

        I was under the impression that SMCF is a professional troll. I don’t take anything they say seriously.

      • @[email protected]
        2•20 days ago

        Now I want some sour patch kids… Wait, I have sour patch kids because someone stole the bowl off the front porch. Thanks Sunshine and random kleptomaniac kid!

      • @[email protected]English
        15•20 days ago

        Americans need more Mexican propaganda maybe they’d vote an educated socialist if they got their shit together

      • @[email protected]
        0•20 days ago

        Yeah, but from the morbid (& historical) perspective it is kinda impressive tho, isn’t it?
        It’s done differently and at a much much higher cost (& more constant maintenance) than in your average direct regime controlled counties.

        Eg 70 years of cop shows & how they solve all crimes (and not just 0.2% of the 1% they even bother with), or how movies go though DoD for 'Murika superiority forever check rewrite, how Americans don’t know the direct (much less indirect) dearth-toll they are producing year through year, how 3/4 of the world population hate you but you think they warship you, etc?
        I especially like how a lot of openly available data is treated as ‘conspiracy theories’.

        If you didn’t have any knowledge of it, there is no way you would believe such a thing is possible.

  • @[email protected]
    17•19 days ago

    Call me the fun police, but I don’t think we need to raise Lemmy power users to the position of micro celebrities, and I don’t find this kind of circle jerking cute.

    And I say this as somebody with positive opinions of many of the people referenced.

    It’s just like… Weird and kind of lame, tbh.

  • Psaldorn
    16•20 days ago

    I should probably pay more attention to usernames

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏOP
    16•20 days ago

    Sorry i didn’t include all 101 of you 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 cool cats. It’s n0tcool of me to treat you as optional. It would be pretty nifty and make me feel s̶̶j̶̶m̶̶a̶̶r̶̶f̶ smart and like a cool dude if I could get all the usernames to fi. But alas, it would be easier to divide by zero (⬤n⬤), and I can’t go back on my BS

  • Dragon Rider (drag)English
    15•20 days ago

    Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.

    Until next time!

    • GHiLA
      11•20 days ago

      *I’m David Attenborough, join me next time when we discuss the intimacies of the northeastern mountain Unicorn."

      violins

    • @dessimbelackis
      4•19 days ago

      As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

    • Rain World: Slugcat Game
      0•20 days ago

      like yinglet? (canonically, most of their sex is gay, they canonically talk, canonically have sex with humans, canonically have genitals like this)

    • @[email protected]
      -3•19 days ago

      Sapience is not a requirement for consent. Or consent is not required where sapience does not exist. Or more likely, it is proportional. Consent and sapience is not a binary, a dog cannot talk but it will bite your nuts off if it doesn’t want you using it like a self cleaning self heating fleshlight. The same applies dragon

      You are not ready for the future.

  • @NegativeInf
    13•20 days ago

    I don’t think I’ll ever be one of those. Tho, TexasDrunk always seems to chime in when he sees me. But it has been a while.

    Hi TexasDrunk, hope it was a good Halloween at the bar.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏOP
      18•20 days ago

      SpaceNoodle is associated with the Garuda Linux community. They have expressed a long-standing interest in coding, having started programming for fun at the age of eight; this may also be the age they developed plantar fasciitis. SpaceNoodle has a background in converting programs from magazines like “3-2-1 Contact!” into more functional formats. Additionally, SpaceNoodle appears to be involved in discussions around AI and its applications, particularly in creative writing and idea generation. Given this, they may appreciate your use of AI to write your response. However, you may consider being honest with them that you “don’t know who the fuck they are except for the plantar fascitis comment.”