• Dragon "Rider"(drag)English
    11•5 hours ago

    Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.

    Until next time!

    • GHiLA
      2•1 hour ago

      *I’m David Attenborough, join me next time when we discuss the intimacies of the northeastern mountain Unicorn."

      violins

    • ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸᴳᵃʳʸOP
      4•2 hours ago

      Last I heard she doesn’t have much time to shitpost on social media like she did before, probably bc she’s starring in one movie and producing another

  • @[email protected]
    4•6 hours ago

    First would be Yogthos, but i wouldn’t use the word “briefly” here

    Third is definitely me. But i don’t think there could be any level of fondness for cats that could even be described as “excessive”

      • @[email protected]
        5•5 hours ago

        I seen them once or twice? Not much overlap i guess. Yogthos on the other hand provided like half the content for entire lemmy before the reddit exodus.

  • Psaldorn
    13•9 hours ago

    I should probably pay more attention to usernames

  • @Voyajer
    22•12 hours ago

    the picard maneuver, kolanaki, pug jesus, SatansMaggotyCumFart

    • Sunshine English
      9•8 hours ago

      From my experience SatansMaggotyCumFart is an anti-vegan. They really need to chew on some sour patch kids.

      • @AngryCommieKender
        4•2 hours ago

        I was under the impression that SMCF is a professional troll. I don’t take anything they say seriously.

      • @[email protected]
        2•7 hours ago

        Now I want some sour patch kids… Wait, I have sour patch kids because someone stole the bowl off the front porch. Thanks Sunshine and random kleptomaniac kid!

  • @MissJinx
    28•13 hours ago

    this some young people meme i don’t understand

  • .Donuts
    6•10 hours ago

    Oops, I blocked all the blue people. I found it massively distracting on my Lemmy client.

      • ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸᴳᵃʳʸOP
        5•2 hours ago

        Eyyy it’s communist galeophilia!

        The blue people are 🇰​🇴​🇱​🇴​🇳​🇦​🇰​🇮​ and 🇸​🇵​🇪​🇨​🇺​🇱​🇦​🇹​🇴​🇷​

        • ComradeSharkfuckerEnglish
          3•14 minutes ago

          Oh shit thats what galeophile means? I hadn’t bothered to look it up 😭

          Edit: It’s actually really fucking funny that I did not realize that was referring to me. Or that I am known enough to have a meme made about me? Perhaps I need to touch more grass

      • @[email protected]
        0•5 hours ago

        Yeah, but from the morbid (& historical) perspective it is kinda impressive tho, isn’t it?
        It’s done differently and at a much much higher cost (& more constant maintenance) than in your average direct regime controlled counties.

        Eg 70 years of cop shows & how they solve all crimes (and not just 0.2% of the 1% they even bother with), or how movies go though DoD for 'Murika superiority forever check rewrite, how Americans don’t know the direct (much less indirect) dearth-toll they are producing year through year, how 3/4 of the world population hate you but you think they warship you, etc?
        I especially like how a lot of openly available data is treated as ‘conspiracy theories’.

        If you didn’t have any knowledge of it, there is no way you would believe such a thing is possible.

      • @[email protected]English
        11•13 hours ago

        Americans need more Mexican propaganda maybe they’d vote an educated socialist if they got their shit together

  • ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸᴳᵃʳʸOP
    14•13 hours ago

    Sorry i didn’t include all 101 of you 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 cool cats. It’s n0tcool of me to treat you as optional. It would be pretty nifty and make me feel s̶̶j̶̶m̶̶a̶̶r̶̶f̶ smart and like a cool dude if I could get all the usernames to fi. But alas, it would be easier to divide by zero (⬤n⬤), and I can’t go back on my BS