Mine is people using are instead of our. I hear this all the time from social media, news reporters, and I see in in writing. Instead of our, they use are as if they forgot the word our exists.

  • @normalexit
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    It’s infuriating are schools aren’t doing a better job.

  • @asdfasdfasdf
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    People putting out buckets of candy for Halloween instead of handing it out at the door. No more social interaction or tradition. Just grab free candy and go.

  • @dellish
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    AI being pumped into everything. It drives me absolutely nuts that every fucking thing has to have AI. Now you can buy a laptop that uses AI to write an email, just so the receiver can use AI to summarise it. We’re going to start using computers to develop enormous amounts of crap before we finally realise that putting the effort into writing, reading, drawing, designing etc. is actually worthwhile. Don’t get me wrong, I see several use cases for AI where it’s very good, and studied genetic algorithms at uni (i.e. software that can rewrite itself given feedback on its output), but what is being pushed on us now will just encourage laziness and ultimately be a detriment to humans in general.

  • go $fsck yourself
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    • people posting shit quality memes without spending the smallest bit of effort to find a better quality version of the same meme, especially when it’s a comic and the author is cropped out.

    • people posting blog spam article links about an announcement instead of just linking directly to the announcement

  • @Oaksey
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    That every store wants you to sign up and have you give them your details.
    When I bought a shirt in a department store a couple of years ago and the guy wanted me to give him my email address “to save paper” (yeah right), rather than give me a receipt. It was like we were having a stand off for a while there. I just want to buy a shirt not sign up for ongoing spam!

    • @lordnikon
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      48 hours ago

      My favorite thing to do is I have a secondary domain name that is setup with a catch all email address mailbox. So when they ask for a email i just give them [email protected] and when they say i need a real email address I say it’s real. The look on their face when my phone buzzes with the recept is priceless. Then promptly back hole that address

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        I don’t even bother going that far. I just have a [words]receipts@[domain].com and use it for all of those e-receipts, accounts that make you sign up at checkout, known spam generators.

        If I need to search for a receipt for any reason, I have it there. But none of it clogs up my real email

  • JohnWorks
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    Censoring cuss words or “inappropriate” words either in memes by blanking it out or in text by spelling it differently just to get around an algorithm. Ex: dies vs unalive

    • @P00ptart
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      511 hours ago

      Unfortunately that’s due to rules and bots. One uses that language to get around bots that seek “violent language” because enough people have had to deal with arguing themselves out of a ban.

  • @P00ptart
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    811 hours ago

    The words truth, facts or liberty in all caps.

  • HubertManne
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    3515 hours ago

    people thinking vaccines are bad rather than the main reason lifespan rose so much in the modern age.

  • @Subtracty
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    People on their phones while driving. Aside from the danger it poses, I have been stuck at a light behind someone who is obviously scrolling on their phone and then doesn’t realize the light has turned green. Sometime this lasts for 10-20 seconds, which is a lifetime when trying to efficiently move through a series of stop lights. I’m not an aggressive horn honker, and I feel like an asshole if I have to use it. But if you are fucking with the flow of traffic you deserve it.

    • Nougat
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      I’m not an aggressive horn honker, and I feel like an asshole if I have to use it.

      Come to the dark side. If someone has done something unrepentantly stupid, I will lay on the horn until that thing is undone.

      • @Subtracty
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        14 hours ago

        I am joining the dark side on this one. It’s justified when they are slowing down everyones commute.

  • snooggums
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    2515 hours ago

    News articles that use slam and other internet clickbait title terminology.

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      “Kim Kardashian slams neighbor’s gate sparking an unhinged reaction. Tune in at 11 for more coverage of Gate-gate.”

      • @P00ptart
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        211 hours ago

        Lmao, how am I the first to invite this?

    • numbermess
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      314 hours ago

      Would also like to stop hearing the word Unhinged. I don’t think it carries any value anymore.

      • Skua
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        I kinda want to start describing sensible people as “hinged” now

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    Autocorrect always seems to choose the wrong spelling for its and it’s. If you’re trying to use the possessive, it changes it to “it’s.” If you’re trying to use the contraction of “it is,” it changes it to “its.” 😬

    I never had these dumbass incorrect context changes when autocorrect was new. It only seems to get worse over time, instead of better. It shouldn’t even be correcting words that are already spelled correctly, even if the context is wrong.

    • @Subtracty
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      1013 hours ago

      Autocorrect has gotten significantly worse for me recently. I used to be pretty well adjusted to my phone and know which words I did not need to capitalize/spell correctly because autocorrect would do it for me. Now, it feels like it is all over the place. It also does not seem to acknowledge commonly used proper nouns anymore. I type my brother’s name all the time, yet it will autocorrect to the same name witn different spelling.

    • @Ellvix
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      514 hours ago

      Mine tried to correct ‘about’ to ‘Scott’ if I even swiped a bit wrong, and now it’s locked in and doesn’t even work if I do it carefully.

      • Skua
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        You can usually remove predicted words if this starts happening. On mine, it’s done by pressing and holding the prediction, then confirming. If you use the name Scott regularly anyway, it’ll re-learn it without the incorrect association

  • @CaptPretentious
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    411 hours ago

    People who park the wind way in the parking lot and then dive the wind6 way. I’m talking about were the lanes aren’t wide, so they’re all angled. There even arrows painted at the entrance of each lane. But there always some dipshit that pulls through, or did the dumbest maneuver you’ve seen to back into it. And then they glare at people in their way who are going the right way…

    Going to the grocery store has just infuriated me with a sheer number of entitled terrible drivers. Every last one of them should be sent back to driver’s ed.

    • @Agrivar
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      150 minutes ago

      ???

      How does this baffling word salad have upvotes? I hope that English is not your mother tongue.

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    People answering a question like “Would you like to do X, or Y?” with “yes.”

    I didn’t fucking ask “Would you like to do X or Y?”, so put down whatever solvent you are chugging, then give me your choice.