Follow Lucifer’s example and reject God’s plan.

That just means you were crafted to be a writer

I got into programming when my disabilities hit as a teenager.

So fucking lucky I did as I now get paid decent money to sit in my pjs in bed at a computer.

Well, for only 4 easy payments of $2,000,000 each, I can show you the ways to not be you! You know when you were 5 years old, and your mom said to just be yourself?

She lied.

Maybe it’s so you can make memes on the Internet and make a complete stranger like me laugh. Thank you for that :)

God describing my recipe:

“Its for growth”