• @leadore
    link
    96 hours ago

    Can these people just have their rapture already and leave us to get on with our lives?

  • @reddig33
    link
    9810 hours ago

    By prophecy fulfilled — do you mean the part of the Bible where people start getting fooled by the antichrist?

    • @fubo
      link
      117 hours ago

      As a reminder, helping the Antichrist bring about the end times does not earn them a spot in heaven, but rather in the lake of fire that burns with sulfur.

    • Optional
      link
      3210 hours ago

      Hooray jeebus is coming back to judge everyone and send all the bad people to be tortured forever, as any benevolent deity would do.

      Goddamn fucking assclown motherfucking hypocritical shitheaded bastards! FUCK THEM.

      • @Mirshe
        link
        128 hours ago

        You forgot the part where the Rapture happens BEFORE the millennium, meaning that all these Christians just get to sit in Heaven and laugh at the sinners. Evangelicalism in the US is heavily premillennial.

  • @Boddhisatva
    link
    218 hours ago

    This was prophesied? I must have missed that page in the Bible.

    • @ultranaut
      link
      117 hours ago

      There is a part of the bible about lusting after donkey dicks and horse jizz.

    • FuglyDuck
      link
      English
      77 hours ago

      The only real difference between a cult and a religion is that the person who started it is dead.

      • @CharlesDarwin
        link
        English
        46 hours ago

        Real estate. The religions have more real estate, the cults are just pikers.

  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
    link
    English
    87 hours ago

    Wrong prophesy, dipshits. He’s not King Cyrus. He’s just a senile pervert and you, Trump voter, are the reason we’re not able to address global warming or even people pissing everywhere in public bathrooms.

  • @lennybird
    link
    English
    28 hours ago

    I kind of fucked up today and while going on a rant of how stupid these people were I equated them to believing in Santa in front of my one kid. Fortunately she’s young enough I played it off…