• @reddig33
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    11817 days ago

    By prophecy fulfilled — do you mean the part of the Bible where people start getting fooled by the antichrist?

    • Optional
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      3917 days ago

      Hooray jeebus is coming back to judge everyone and send all the bad people to be tortured forever, as any benevolent deity would do.

      Goddamn fucking assclown motherfucking hypocritical shitheaded bastards! FUCK THEM.

      • @Mirshe
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        1417 days ago

        You forgot the part where the Rapture happens BEFORE the millennium, meaning that all these Christians just get to sit in Heaven and laugh at the sinners. Evangelicalism in the US is heavily premillennial.

    • @fubo
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      1417 days ago

      As a reminder, helping the Antichrist bring about the end times does not earn them a spot in heaven, but rather in the lake of fire that burns with sulfur.

    • @Fredselfish
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      516 days ago

      Well it did say large part of Christian would gladly line up and have the mark stamp to their fourhead.

      Look at the mega hat and see how they aren’t wrong.

  • @Boddhisatva
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    2517 days ago

    This was prophesied? I must have missed that page in the Bible.

    • @ultranaut
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      1417 days ago

      There is a part of the bible about lusting after donkey dicks and horse jizz.

  • @leadore
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    2317 days ago

    Can these people just have their rapture already and leave us to get on with our lives?

    • @mrcleanup
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      316 days ago

      Honestly, they are just in denial that it happened so long ago and they are the unwanted damned left behind.

    • FuglyDuck
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      817 days ago

      The only real difference between a cult and a religion is that the person who started it is dead.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        417 days ago

        Real estate. The religions have more real estate, the cults are just pikers.

  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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    917 days ago

    Wrong prophesy, dipshits. He’s not King Cyrus. He’s just a senile pervert and you, Trump voter, are the reason we’re not able to address global warming or even people pissing everywhere in public bathrooms.

  • @lennybird
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    217 days ago

    I kind of fucked up today and while going on a rant of how stupid these people were I equated them to believing in Santa in front of my one kid. Fortunately she’s young enough I played it off…