• AItoothbrush
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    53 hours ago

    At that point i think its good that they broke up. Men have emotions.

  • @njm1314
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    16 hours ago

    What’s that Bill Burr bit? The one about the bitch noises on the plane?

  • JackbyDev
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    11618 hours ago

    She probably broke up because anon uses terms like “gay yelp”

  • @bulwark
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    4920 hours ago

    That reminds me of the time I took a date to go see “The Hills Have Eyes”. It was a dine-in theater, and I had gotten breadsticks and marinara. We just sat down and started to eat, and the date was going pretty good. If you’ve ever seen that movie, the opening scene is a jump scare right off the bat. I had a mouth full of breadstick and was actively holding the cup full of marinara that I launched directly into her chest because I jumped. Anyways, the date didn’t work out and it was pretty awkward for the rest of the movie.

    • @[email protected]
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      -19 hours ago

      Another bad one I had once, we we’re in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good, we were chatting and laughing, until the nachos came by. She started to take all the fully loaded nachos, you know, the ones that are full of cheese and meat, leaving me only the ones that are just the chip. So I got up and went to talk to someone of the staff, to ask if they had some rule in the restaurant about one person eating all the fully loaded nachos alone, he said that they don’t had one (pretty crazy that this is nor a regularly enforced thing, but wharever) and I asked him to please just go to our table and made the rule up. He was nice and help me, but my date felt it was very strange and asked him if I was the one who made up the rule, and he snitches me up! Can you believe it? So, she got upset and said that she was leaving, but it was too soon for the movie and she was like we’re not going to the movie. The movies was good by the way, was this one with Santa, he was a cop and I heard he was paid 2M for that.

      • @topherclay
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        37 hours ago

        we we’re in a really good Mexican close the theater and it was really good.

          • @topherclay
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            14 hours ago

            It was an attempt to get you to proofread. I think you accidentally a restaurant.