• @[email protected]
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    57 hours ago

    Just increase the density of neutrons by 0.1%.

    The universe will probably cease to exist.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      13 hours ago

      What can be ruled over then?!

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    68 hours ago

    I’d love a story about a supervillain who was around so long and was so successful that when he eventually stopped his villainy everyone keeps blaming him for everything that goes wrong even when there is basically no evidence

    • Flying SquidOP
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      13 hours ago

      Maybe that’s how religion started.

    • @[email protected]
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      48 hours ago

      I’m glad I’m not the only one confused by the concept of salt undergoing metamorphosis

  • @[email protected]
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    1614 hours ago

    2 means “just” removing earth’s magnetic field, van allen belts don’t shield from anything, these are trapped solar wind

    5 could have side effect of disturbing ozone layer, on top of, yknow, just suffocating every animal

    7 is not even wrong

    10 sounds like CIA’s final plan for assassinating Castro: just let him die of old age

    • @Skullgrid
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      414 hours ago

      better than the looney tunes exploding cigar bs they were trying to pull

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    2615 hours ago

    Hey, wait a minute. This is EDUCATIONAL. You’re tricking us into LEARNING.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      1215 hours ago

      Learning to do my bidding!

  • @helpImTrappedOnline
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    1115 hours ago

    This really makes you appreciate the bazillion factors that went to making Earth a place where life can thrive.

    Really sucks humans are wreaking it, and the only ones who can make a significant impact to reverse course don’t care.

    • @ladicius
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      410 hours ago

      “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” - George Carlin.

      Nobody is"wrecking it". We may fiddle with the biosphere until we can’t thrive anymore, that much is true.

      The planet and the life on it will continue until the sun expands in the far, far future.

    • @[email protected]
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      614 hours ago

      fern? germ factories

      there were a few stupidly close calls in soviet biological weapons program

  • @rockSlayer
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    Siphoning 2% of the sun’s radiation sounds easy until you think about how much fucking energy that is. If we back it off to like 1% we can catapult ourselves onto the kardashev scale. #10 would still be at play, and it would be even more disastrous than before!