Picard: Mr. LaForge, this is the worst transporter accident in Federation history.

Geordi: It could have been worse, Captain. They could have been horribly merged.

Picard: But at least there would still only be one of them.

      • Admiral PatrickOP
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        If the Keikos and the Winns get together, the group they comprise is officially known as a Homeowner’s Association.

        • NegativeNullM
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          It’s enough to rival the Dominion itself

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    Worst? Best!

    The conflict of which one gets to hold the Sacred chalice of Rixx or keep the holy rings of Betazed would be juicy

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        Imagine realizing your mother only showed up to your wedding because she wanted to hit on your boss. While naked.

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      Ok, so tangent from that: how is her name pronounced?

      I’ve only ever read it, so I’ve pronounced it “Madge-ul”. But “Mage-ul” also sounds right. And then Lower Decks Prodigy has a character named Ma’Jel which also sounds right lol.

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      AFAIK, there’s no inherent joke to the animated one, though the theme is Lwaxana Twesday.

      If you google image “Lwaxana Troi” that is one of the top results. It’s also one of the very few full body images which is what I needed for this one (it was originally a reply to a comment a few months ago about “Three Lwaxanas in a corridor ala The Shining”)

      I just saw the previous entry using that same animated image which reminded me of that months-old comment that I upcycled into a post.

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        I needed her to be pointing…ish!!! I felt bad enough breaking one Majel-Barrett elbow. I didn’t have the heart to break three.

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        Yeah, also seeing that other post using the same “animated” Lwaxana really made me think I was missing a layer/reference because I did not know what that came from. So the joke in these posts would have still been exactly the same if you had been able to find a full-length Lwaxana from literally anywhere else. Thanks.

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      The animations are in the Star Trek mobile game