• @wjrii
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    127 days ago
    1. Skittles Mini Gingerbread House Kit

    2. The Skittles one is literally visible one box over.

    • @[email protected]
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      37 days ago

      It’s ich_iel (ich im echten Leben, which is the literal translation of me in real life)

      And no, this isn’t German. Too few vowels. It’s Czech or Slovak

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    77 days ago

    “Skittles mini garbage house kit”

    Implying that M&Ms are garbage Skittles, I guess? 🤷

  • @[email protected]
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    37 days ago

    It’s obviously from the parallel timeline in which German became the official language of the United States.

    • no bananaOP
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      7 days ago

      IKEA doesn’t sell skittles. Not Swedish enough. It would be a Pepparkakshus with Geléhallon on it called “Värmis”.

        • no bananaOP
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          7 days ago

          IKEA would never do that. We would NEVER use Danish letters

          Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.

          • @FelixCress
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            37 days ago

            Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.

            Are you trying to tell them something?

            • no bananaOP
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              6 days ago

              Well, upon researching it I seems to have been half incorrect. It seems most IKEA rugs are named after Danish places. So I was incorrect in saying it’s the cheap ones. Looking at the website, however, there are a few without danish place names. But yes, the historical theme is that we are meant to walk on the danish.

          • @[email protected]
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            37 days ago

            Maybe it’s a Germany thing because we have Ä and Ö too, but IKEA in Germany has products like “Bjørn”

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            27 days ago

            Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.

            They are? Examples, please! I wanna know if it’s any of the places here that deserve it! 😁

            • no bananaOP
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              Well, upon researching it I seems to have been half incorrect. It seems most IKEA rugs are named after Danish places. So I was incorrect in saying it’s the cheap ones. Looking at the website, however, there are a few without danish place names. But yes, the historical theme is that we are meant to walk on the danish.