• Optional
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    Speaker Johnson can go fuck himself.

        • @pyre
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          121 month ago

          “hey son, wanna monitor each other’s masturbation habits? you know, for God.”

      • @fluxion
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        121 month ago

        Meanwhile he fervently supports a man that bangs pornstars

    • @MegaUltraChicken
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      351 month ago

      Here ya go people, these are the ones you gotta call:

      Democrats

      Ranking Member Susan Wild, Pennsylvania

      Veronica Escobar, Texas

      Mark DeSaulnier, California

      Deborah K. Ross, North Carolina

      Glenn F. Ivey, Maryland

      • @Bonesince1997
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        121 month ago

        Wild is out next year, so just maybe. Come on, Susan, put that donation to work!

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        51 month ago

        But don’t say - or imply - that he’s a kid-fucker, because, they were 17 or something? I’m still not understanding that argument…

        • @SkyezOpen
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          41 month ago

          Everyone knows kids turn sexy at 18. 17 is close enough.

          /S

  • @Sludgehammer
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    771 month ago

    “People can’t know who we are and all the crimes we commit, it would be devastating!”

    • Kalkaline
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      131 month ago

      Along the same lines, "we’ve investigated ourselves and our allies and we cannot allow the report to see the light of day ".

  • Atelopus-zeteki
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    411 month ago

    I love how he throws up the excuse, “…that is not the way we do things in the House,…” as tho’ propriety or social or even governmental norms mean anything whatsoever to him or the rest of the GOP.

    And then this reversal after nearly 24 hours go by, "Johnson’s comments also mark a reversal after he said on Thursday, “the speaker is not involved with what happens in ethics. Lots of important reasons for that.”Johnson’s comments also mark a reversal after he said on Thursday, “the speaker is not involved with what happens in ethics. Lots of important reasons for that.”

    • @Bonesince1997
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      111 month ago

      Only needs to “make sense” in the moment. And only to certain people. Everyone else can get fucked. And don’t be bringing up my past statements! (these are not my own personal beliefs)

    • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)
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      51 month ago

      Of note is that he had a sit-down with Dear Leader before that 180 on “…the speaker is not involved with what happens in ethics. Lots of important reasons for that.”

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          Then why aren’t you guys using your second amendment to do something about it huh? People from the US keep arguing with the rest of the world that the second amendment is important but clearly you guys are all talk no walk, it’s just an excuse to compensate for something by owning a bunch of guns, not a way to guarantee that you will be able to defend yourself against the tyranny of the government.

          • @simplymath
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            It’s been a week. Let them cook!

            Trump was nearly assassinated twice this year-- 3 times if you count the Iranian plot that didn’t get out of the planning phase.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 month ago

    Trumps just testing the waters to see which Congressmen are loyal and which he still needs to get some kompromat on, so he’s not stopped when he enacts the real fasc-ie stuff.