If the robot dogs were cats we’d have a serious problem (trump grabbing pussies reference)

What did he ask for that was taken literally?

Fake: “he asked for a horse Weiner”

Gay: “he asked to ride a Weiner”

Remember what Small Soldiers taught us kids! A simple spanner dropped so that it connects the positive and negative terminals of a power pole transformer creates a smallish explosion, and a medium sized (couple city blocks) EMP!

If we can scare him enough, maybe he won’t go into work for four years or so.