• acargitz
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    88 hours ago

    Bad stereotype. Way too many of us are old grognards coming to the hobby as middle aged dads.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      47 hours ago

      Just hit the gym until you have a physique like literally Superman, then become rich and famous. Oh, it also doesn’t hurt to be incredibly masculine and handsome.

  • @Lauchs
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    3318 hours ago

    Which leads to the juvenile but hugely entertaining question of “best/worst thing to yell while climaxing and trying to impregnate someone.”

    Personally, I’m torn between the simple “For the Emperor!” and “DakkaDakka!”

  • @cmbabul
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    16 hours ago

    She’s not good enough for him

    Edit: Jesus it’s a joke people

    • @PugJesusOP
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      1321 hours ago

      To be fair, who would be? He’s like a real life Custodes.

      • @cmbabul
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        -521 hours ago

        I mean I agree. It still needed to be said

        • Rayquetzalcoatl
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          1118 hours ago

          I honestly thought you were joking in your first comment, are you not?

          • @cmbabul
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            516 hours ago

            I totally am, committing to the bit

            • flicker
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              “Committing to the bit” looks the same online as “doubling down on an asshole comment.”

          • @cmbabul
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            016 hours ago

            It’s a joke dude, I would’ve said it about anyone.