I have a heavy crystal decanter I’ve been using for years. A while back I was having some guests for a week, and thought I’d save some money and grabbed a bottle of Jim beam to put in it, as opposed to the higher end I tend to go for, because none of my guest cared about Bourbon. I noticed the level going down further than I had consumed. This has never been an issue before, so I figured someone had just nipped it while o was asleep. The next day, there was condensation on the inside, and the level had dropped further.

Since I’d been using the decanter for so long, I assumed the frosting on the stopper had rubbed off and it no longer sealed.

When it was empty, I refilled it with larceny, my standard, and to my surprise, it didn’t evaporate at all for weeks.

Last night, I refilled it with beam again, and this morning, it had dropped and there was condensation on the side.

What really confused me, is Jim beam has a lower alcohol content than the Bourbons I usually fill the decanter with, so I would think it would evaporate as readily.

Why does only this one brand evaporate?

Quick searching gave me no results

Tldr: Why does Jim Beam evaporate in my decanter while nothing else does?

  • @[email protected]
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    1321 month ago

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news – you subconsciously prefer the Jim Beam and are sleep drinking it at night.

    • SadSadSatellite OP
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      It was pretty clever to use a spray bottle to add condensation to the inside of the bottle. I would of gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you pesky lemmings.

      • @[email protected]
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        281 month ago

        Not to be ‘that guy’, but it’s “would’ve” or “would have”, never “would of”.

        • @BangCrash
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          241 month ago

          Dude is night drinking Jim Beam. He can spell but he’s permanently drunk so doesn’t care

        • SadSadSatellite OP
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          True, but if it helps it was an error of editing my post out of order, not of mistaken grammar

        • Dr. Wesker
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          “Not to be that guy, but I’m gonna go out of my way to be that guy.”

          • @lando55
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            221 month ago

            “out’ve my way”

          • @[email protected]
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            An amusing observation. It’s a general statement to indicate a lack of mallice and imply I’m not just trolling. Posting grammar corrections with no fluff or preface is a fantastic way to earn downvotes, sadly.

  • @[email protected]
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    Occam’s Razor: prefer the answer with the least assumptions. The simplest answer is that the stopper leaks.

    You’ve only got a very small sample size and it’s possible that the stopper is slightly asymmetric and fits well one way and no other.

    The easiest way to unreliabily detect this is just to rotate the stopper in the neck and see if it sits in one place sightly differently than other positions.

    Also, if you’re more frequently drinking your preferred bourbon, you’ll have a harder time noticing any evaporation.

    • SadSadSatellite OP
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      I have noticed the stopper is occasionally harder to pull out, so I’m leaning toward this.

      I guess I’ll have to get a few more bottles to expiriment.

  • @[email protected]
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    651 month ago

    My suspicion is that your stopper isn’t sealing well, possibly from wear or just odd positioning. If you feel like ruining what’s left of that Jim beam in the decanter you can run a little experiment. Clear the condensation out of the decanter and mark the current level. Leave it for a week and see if the level dropped to establish a baseline. After marking the change, coat the stopper in Vaseline and leave it for another week. See if that helped or not. If it helped then you’ve got a leak

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      A quicker way to eliminate a variable would be to pour a glass of each to the same level and leave them both out for a day or two. If the levels remain consistent, it’s definitely something about the decanter.

  • @9point6
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    Not what you’re asking for, but unless you know your decanter is made from lead free crystal (most aren’t), don’t store booze in it for any amount of time. You should be safe to use it to serve a spirit in, but lead leaches into the spirit much quicker than you’d realise

    • @SuperIce
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      371 month ago

      The lead adds sweetness though

      • Lvxferre
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        101 month ago

        Only if it’s lead acetate. You’d need vinegar or at least wine, not whisky.

    • @cheese_greater
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      Do people actually keep around lead crystal shit still?!

      • @Brkdncr
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        Yes. Most crystal has lead, it’s just how it works. It’s fine if you’re not a child and you don’t store it in there for long periods.

        I have some and use the glasses regularly. The decanter is and finished in 1-2 days though.

        If it has a deep resounding ring you might want to avoid it.

        • @cheese_greater
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          And its not dangerous, like leaching into everything? How can you know its safe besides simply throwing it away?

          • @piecat
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            Theres no safe level of lead, it accumulates in the body.

            • AmidFuror
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              Define “safe.” If drinking from a lead crystal glass for 10 years took 10 years and 2 days off your life, would that be safe?

              Alcohol isn’t exactly safe to drink. Your liver can repair itself, but not back to 100%. And you’ll pick up some mutations that will make cancer more likely by a little bit down the road.

              • @piecat
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                21 month ago

                Alcohol damage doesn’t accumulate in the same way.

                • AmidFuror
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                  Mutations that increase proliferative capability accumulate, and increased cell death and renewal enhance this.

                  Not the same way, yes. You get different effects from light drinking over years vs occasional binge drinking, for example. But still cumulative.

          • @Brkdncr
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            21 month ago

            You can do your own research, but it takes time to leech. If you’re not storing in it for long periods it’s fine.

      • fmstrat
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        101 month ago

        That means it’s a glass decanter, as crystal always has lead 😉

        • SadSadSatellite OP
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          In the 1800s absolutely, but since the discontinuation of leaded products, significantly heavy glass with tin, aluminum, titanium or other metals added for strength and sheen has been deemed crystal, with the previous material being designated as leaded crystal.

          I’m an avid antique collector and have needed to know the difference for several years.

          If you reside in the EU or Britain however, disregard those statements, as they still have legal definitions of crystal on the books.

          Edit: I meant UK, not EU, my bad.

          Edit again: it is actually the EU. American schools, man.

          • @[email protected]
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            41 month ago

            So it’s safe for my takeaway from this to be that I CAN get a modern crystal decanter? This conversation had me leaning away hard until your comment 😂

          • fmstrat
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            21 month ago

            Well I learned something new today. Although, we have UKers in this household so the formal definitions from both the UK and EU are often stuck to. Don’t get me started on cheese…

  • hendrik
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    Do you live alone? I mean I’ve heard lots of stories where kids, spouses, visitors … help themselves. And some booze just vanishes, or gets replaced.

      • @orgrinrt
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        Yeah, if only the cheap stuff does this, and there are teens in the household, I would bet that the stuff in its bottle is already plenty cut with water.

        I remember, as a teen, I’d avoid the expensive stuff just because that’d get me into more trouble probably. The cheap stuff? By the time anyone noticed, it was probably 80% water in the bottle 😁

  • @Brkdncr
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    241 month ago

    How many kids do you have.

  • @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    I assume your decanter is transparent?

    Lots of people assume Jim Beam whiskey got its name from some fellow names James Beam. But actually it’s a reference to its dual nature: the beverage can exist as both a liquid and an electromagnetic wave.

    This is why Jim Beam is so cheap. They want to get it off the shelves before it disappears via Hawking radiation.

    Your whiskey didn’t actually disappear. It changed.

  • @[email protected]
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    151 month ago

    Condensation means there is more water evaporating, not alcohol.

    Keep it in a cooler place and this will reduce the evaporation rate.

    • SadSadSatellite OP
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      I had considered that I wouldn’t see condensation from alcohol evaporating, but I only noticed the level visibly dropping with Jim beam specifically.

      It could be as simple as the difference in color absorbing more heat from light, I suppose.

    • @NeoNachtwaechter
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      The water condensates after evaporating, the alcohol doesn’t.

  • fmstrat
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    131 month ago

    Different alcohol sources evaporate at different rates.

    An experiment:

    • Zero out a scale with a glass
    • Put 4oz of Beam in the glass
    • Zero out a scale with another glass
    • Put 4oz of the other bourbon in that glass
    • Record total weight of each glass
    • Wait 24 hours
    • Weigh them again to see change
    • Pour fresh glasses
    • Try all 4 back to back to compare alcohol taste

    My guess will be that unless you have a coffee or herb scale, you probably won’t see a measurable difference, but you’ll be able to taste more of a difference in the Beam.

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    101 month ago

    Is your decanter over something warm? A TV? Cable box? Radiator? Heater register?

    Something that will cause the likelihood of evaporation to go up?

  • madjo
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    91 month ago

    You just have a lot of angels that want their Angel Share

  • @stoly
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    If it’s lead crystal then don’t store alcohol in your decanter. It will slowly leach out over time. Crystal is meant to be used then stored away.

    • SadSadSatellite OP
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      31 month ago

      No roommates, my partner doesn’t drink, and I can see condensation in the container.

          • @[email protected]
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            Condensation can only happen on the inside of the bottle if it was opened.
            You can dance around the issue as much as you like, there is no magic involved here.

            • @[email protected]
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              111 month ago

              My guy have you never left a partially full water bottle on the counter for a few days with the lid shut? You can get condensation every time.

              Stop trying to pretend ops so is sneaking drinks behind them.

            • @Kelly
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              Condensation can only happen on the inside of the bottle if it was opened.

              WTF? Just as an experiment get a bottle or jar or something and fill it about one fifth of the way up with water then screw the lid on tight. Now leave it somewhere like a windowsill where the temperature will fluctuate a bit. I can’t speak for your climate but in most places the liquid water will evaporate bit during the day and then the trapped water vapor will condense on the inside of the bottle overnight.