• @AngryCommieKender
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    133 hours ago

    My mother has said of my brother and I since we were born. “He isn’t satisfied burning the candle at both ends, he also takes a blowtorch to the middle.”

    My brother and I still sleep only 4 hours a night in our 40s

        • @[email protected]
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          32 hours ago

          I would’ve thought that you were twins and thought that 8 hours of sleep meant for both of you together.

          Not that I get 8 hours of sleep, mind you

          • @AngryCommieKender
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            32 hours ago

            Ahh, I see the confusion, lol. No we just seem not to need any more sleep than that, much to my mother’s dismay. She needs 7-8 hours a night.

      • @jaybone
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        11 hour ago

        What other years might they have interpreted without the qualification?

  • @aeronmelon
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    93 hours ago

    Therapists: “Don’t burn the candle at both ends.”

    Me, a Chinese-made festival sparkler

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    22 hours ago

    Well, I’m a hard, hard working man.

    I put it all on the line for a piece of the promise land.