• @NegativeLookBehind
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    1463 months ago

    You know you’re in a fucked up timeline when you have to pause for a second and consider the possibility that this might be real.

    • @trolololol
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      43 months ago

      Pfffff I’m taking that for granted.

      You know, I watched idiocracy this weekend. We should have a religion based off that by this point, where are the scammers when we need them???

      • @Passerby6497
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        33 months ago

        where are the scammers when we need them???

        They’re called the republican party, and the term is ‘grifter’.

    • Carl
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      33 months ago

      Yeah, I don’t what happened to our timeline.

  • IninewCrow
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    563 months ago

    At this point it isn’t even funny because America is so stupid that this is even possible.

    • @[email protected]
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      313 months ago

      Seriously, for me as a European the only thing telling me this is a joke was the logo in the lower left. I had to look twice. This is fucking worrying.

    • Altima NEO
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      73 months ago

      We can only hope Jessie The Body Ventura can save us

    • @MissJinx
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      63 months ago

      I just got that it is a joke now that you said. We don’t doubt anymore

  • @TunaCowboy
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    433 months ago

    Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania drops radioactive fallout on you?

    • @Agent641
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      203 months ago

      Shed my skin and die screaming

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      43 months ago

      Somehow, an green, glowing, monstrous hulk hogan fits this timeline

  • @[email protected]
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    333 months ago

    He could blow up a dozen primarily black/ethnic schools, and Trump voters would likely make excuses for him.

    For anyone out of the loop, Hogan is insanely racist.

  • @cmbabul
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    113 months ago

    Fuck it why not, best case scenario is an Austin surprise return

    • @[email protected]
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      163 months ago

      The image of Stone Cold Steve Austin in full rattlesnake mode kicking down the door to the white house and stomping A plethora of mud holes into every single person there all while his music is being pumped throughout the white house is a beautiful image, thankyou for that!

        • @Quadhammer
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          23 months ago

          BECAUSE STONE COLD FUCKIN SAID SO

          • @cmbabul
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            03 months ago

            AND IF YOU LIKE THAT GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!

    • @Agent641
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      43 months ago

      Lloyd, or Stone Cold Steve?

  • @Passerby6497
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    73 months ago

    Peter Theil using his proxies to nuke the world like he did gawker

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    I mean, just knowing the code is one part of what one can only assume is a process the Hulkster has little ability to carry out so yeah, whatever.

    • @Num10ck
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      33 months ago

      wasnt the code 0000 for decades?

      • @[email protected]
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        23 months ago

        Wouldn’t surprise me if that was true or just a story that got spread around until it just became accepted.

  • @Hobbes_Dent
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    53 months ago

    ‘These Colors Don’t Cum’ channel