cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834

I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously

  • Captain Aggravated
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    155 minutes ago

    Tarheel here…nuh uh!

    Also a lot of our biggest military bases are in North Carolina. There’s Camp Lejeune, our largest marine base, and to give it it’s full legal name, Fort Bragg I Mean Fort Liberty, a very large army base. Also in the state you’ll find Seymour Johnson AFB.

  • @chiliedogg
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    11 hour ago

    I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.

  • @[email protected]
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    84 hours ago

    Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place

    • @shalafi
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      23 hours ago

      Spoken as someone who doesn’t travel those 3 states. Alabama is head and shoulders above the other 2.

  • linuxgator
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    74 hours ago

    I’ve never seen such a great description of West Virginia.

  • I Cast Fist
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    34 hours ago

    As a Brazilian, I didn’t even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)

  • @shalafi
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    13 hours ago

    Damned close! Cut off the Florida panhandle and include it with AL and GA and you’re golden down South!

    • @shalafi
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      13 hours ago

      And the lack of water.

  • Daemon Silverstein
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    8 hours ago

    As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:

    Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.

    • @Stovetop
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      127 hours ago

      Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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        Known for its motto, “The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don’t just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas.”

    • @richardisaguyOP
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      249 hours ago

      Don’t worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases

    • @Archer
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      78 hours ago

      Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA

  • @[email protected]
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    259 hours ago

    Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.

    And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.

      • @Addv4
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        27 hours ago

        Yes, but it doesn’t have Florida man. Although I’d suspect Mississippi has higher chance than California.

      • @shalafi
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        23 hours ago

        The women are the finest I’ve ever met. Feminine as you please, can strap on a pistol or shot gun with ease. Never dated a dumb MS woman.

        CAVEAT: All my experience is with women who left MS. May not be applicable in state.

      • @FelixCress
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        Mississippi men. Louisiana women love them, apparently.

    • mesamune
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      27 hours ago

      California is everything. No joke. It was over 110+ this summer but a drive gives you snow. Crazy.

      • @FelixCress
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        06 hours ago

        Water boils at 100 degrees, so very hot indeed.

  • NONE
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    229 hours ago

    Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn’t deserve such horrendous fate.