• @ArtVandelay
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    34 hours ago

    I give him two Mooches, three tops.

  • @njm1314
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    14 hours ago

    I honestly can’t decide if that be worse or not.

  • @[email protected]
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    1310 hours ago

    Can we get him to keep changing his mind after his picks resign from their previous positions? I find it pretty funny, the silver lining to the shitstorm that is him picking the worst human for each position.

  • @twistypencil
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    1212 hours ago

    Can we stop with the news articles about what Trump thinks? Jesus, are journalists in his brain? Come on.

  • @[email protected]
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    714 hours ago

    I’m just picturing one of those episodes of M*A*S*H where they leave Frank Burns in charge.

  • @TropicalDingdong
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    2321 hours ago

    This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the sh*tfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. ‘Oh, you dance now when I play,’ said the Shitfisher. And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, ‘when you’re in a man’s power, you must do as he bids you.’ Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower.

    Shit puppets. The lot of 'em.

  • BugKilla
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    718 hours ago

    I bet Donnie wants Ronnie to two finger eat pudding out of his arse to get the job.

    • TheRealKuni
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      Sure, in that a 5 on the stool chart is an improvement over diarrhea. Still isn’t ideal.