• Echo Dot
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    732 months ago

    The shoestring paradox. It was always a trime traveller, trying to prevent a war that caused the war that caused the war that they are trying to prevent

    • @ch00f
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      172 months ago

      Gee, didn’t realize fascism was the default

      • subignition
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        It wasn’t, but now that somebody came back and screwed up the timeline, the utopian future they originally came from got detached from our causality. Can’t get there from here anymore. :(

      • @Cheems
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        22 months ago

        I think that the people that want to be in power and have control over others are predispositioned to lean fascist.

      • Echo Dot
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        22 months ago

        The question we really need to be asking is why were they trying to alter the timeline in the first place? Presumably they come from a timeline in which the second world war didn’t happen so what’s their beef with Hitler.

      • @Shardikprime
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        12 months ago

        We literally live in the best of all possible worlds

    • @[email protected]
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      182 months ago

      I love how many polyglots here are! I learned to say 1914 in 4 languages this year and I can confirm that in Serbian it’s “1914”.

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        he accidentally entered 1491 and decided fuck it, I’ll find a new route for the Indies. His name ? Christopher Colombus

    • @Rooty
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      42 months ago

      Hiljadu devetsto četrnaesta - checks out.

    • @dellish
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      22 months ago

      OP says the calendar is in Serbian, not the number.

      Calendar says 1914 AND is in Serbian

    • @PugJesusOP
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      222 months ago

      I… he… he had… a uniform and a funny mustache…

      • @toynbee
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        82 months ago

        You killed Worf?

        • SkaveRat
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          72 months ago

          When Worf and Hitler kiss, their beards fit perfectly into each other

          • @toynbee
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            This is also what I had in mind!

            edit: Also, Wolverine from the front looks like two Batmen kissing.

  • @ceenote
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    222 months ago

    You know, if you can’t tell those two guys apart, that’s on you. And the education system.

  • sp3ctr4l
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    162 months ago

    Red Alert modding community, where are you?

  • @LovableSidekick
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    There is one good thing you can say about Hitler. He killed Hitler.

    • @BradleyUffner
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      92 months ago

      Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler. So it’s kind of a wash

      • @Olmai
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        52 months ago

        Well, yes, but consider he is the one who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed hitler !

        • @BradleyUffner
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          32 months ago

          That dude just killed everyone. Damn!

  • @kromem
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    112 months ago

    Always check the mustache first.

    • adr1an
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      32 months ago

      Hitler copied it from Chaplin (or so it claimed Charles)

  • unalivejoy
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    92 months ago

    “Oh no, I missed. Oh well, I guess I’ll get a sandwich.”

    (Later, outside the sandwich shop): history

  • Sundray
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    82 months ago

    “Oopsy-doodle! Well, what’s one archduke anyway, right?”

  • @[email protected]
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    That motion of events is a bit like going back in time to have sex with Adolfys mom 9 months before he is born.

    • psychOdelic
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      52 months ago

      imagine you do that, and the guy still does ww2, and that was your only chance. Now imagine, you do that, and the guy is born much smarter, and he actually wins, and that was your only chance.

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        Ofc he still does the war, otherwise why would you go back in time to have sex with some Austrian chick?
        (But WW2 was happening anyway, that’s why we went back in time to kill that tourist in Serbia)

        much smarter

        Dang, then I’m prob not the father of this one :/

        • @Alexstarfire
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          32 months ago

          otherwise why would you go back in time to have sex with some Austrian chick?

          She’s hot?

  • @DarkCloud
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    42 months ago

    Whilst it was done in the name of Siberians, it happened in Bosnia.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    32 months ago

    Charlie Chaplin didn’t die of a stroke. They covered it all up.

  • @blazeknave
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    32 months ago

    Any other humans thinking about DC Legends of Tomorrow reading this???