• @Kyrgizion
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    481 month ago

    I should start an online gravepissing business. You pay me, I go and piss on whoever’s grave. I’ll do this one as a freebie though.

    • TheLowestStone
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      211 month ago

      How much extra if I want you to eat nothing but asparagus for a day prior? Also, can the grave be open and does the person inside need to be dead?

    • @Olgratin_Magmatoe
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      141 month ago

      Obviously whipping your dick out is illegal. But is it legal to bring a cup with you to the graveyard?

      I hope his grave’s location gets leaked. Pun intended.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      121 month ago

      I’ll still pay you. Or give you a kidney or whatever.

    • @hOrni
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      1 month ago

      But this way, You’re having all the fun. How bout I piss into a jar, send it to You, and pay You to pour it over someone’s grave. Do we have a deal?

  • Rentlar
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    361 month ago

    Ultimate crossover meme: Report Boeing to the NYPD as a potential suspect.

    • Echo Dot
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      81 month ago

      Boeing can’t be responsible, the assassins arms didn’t fall off as soon as he pulled the trigger.