• @CompostMaterial
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    951 month ago

    OK, that one got me. Texas is just such a shit state that I didn’t even question the headline. It wasn’t until I clicked so see what dumbass excuse they used that I realized it was The Onion. 🤣

  • lettruthout
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    671 month ago

    “Should an expectant woman be found in possession of luggage of any kind—even a small handbag or clutch, which we all know can be used to smuggle mifepristone—she will be subject to the full force of the Texas healthcare system.

    • Victor
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      141 month ago

      Holy crap that’s savage

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    461 month ago

    I hear that women in Texas have to get their husbands permission to buy coat hangers.

    • @ikidd
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      51 month ago

      They just have to ask them to punch them in the stomach and kick them down the stairs. Way easier.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 month ago

        Don’t you just get that with all small town Texan men?

        They just have to hold off the gut punches for 9 months when they know they are getting a son.

  • Miles O'Brien
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    431 month ago

    Well shit, the way things are going, I got that onion halfway to my mouth before realizing what it was…

    • @[email protected]
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      61 month ago

      Same here. It wasn’t until I went to click in to try and figure out whether it was a clickbait title, or just Texas being Texas, that I noticed.

  • @[email protected]
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    251 month ago

    The best Onion headlines are the ones I see and slowly inhale instead of laughing.

    Maybe “most accurate” is more apropros than “best.”

  • @Treczoks
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    141 month ago

    I was wait, what? before I saw the source. But I would not put it past the GOP to actually do this.

    Or they just enforce ankle monitors for all known pregnant women.

  • @[email protected]
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    91 month ago

    Probably actually already the case as it enables them to leave the state to get an abortion. (Afaik facilitating an abortion too is illegal)

    • @[email protected]
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      101 month ago

      Don’t worry, I’m sure the Republicans will step in to make sure that only people, not corporations, can be punished under that law