Maybe we can make custom coffins With things that they like painted on the side, like a line going up, or hundred dollar bills

  • @[email protected]
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    I mean, to be completely honest, it was a relief that it wasn’t children or random innocent adults getting gunned down this time.

    Ffs the police rarely get the right house when busting someone’s door down and shoot the “wrong suspect” all the time. This guy shot his intended target and hurt no one else. He’s not only less evil than health care CEOs, he’s less evil and more competent than the police.

    • @werefreeatlast
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      The police have a hard time not breaking into the wrong house and shooting the wrong person while the person is sleeping. Its a little problematic.

  • @PieMePlenty
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    “Instead of getting rid of the orphan crushing machine, they found out it was easier modifying it to accept CEO’s as well. Now it is an ‘orphan and CEO crushing machine’.”

    • @candybrie
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      Sometimes the powers that be need the proper motivation needed to get rid of the orphan crushing machine.

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    Just like kids can get bulletproof backpacks, they can have bulletproof suitcases.

    • @SlopppyEngineer
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      They have enough money to do the “inner lining?” “Tactical” thing for real.

      • @EtherWhack
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        Supposedly…

        He is still innocent until proven guilty in court.

          • @A7thStone
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            Innocent and not guilty are not necessarily the same thing, but you didn’t hear that from me.

        • @SlopppyEngineer
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          It wouldn’t be the first time one guy shooting another guy triggers something massive. I mean, that’s how world war 1 started.

          • @InputZero
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            The assassination of Archduke Ferdinand might have been the spark that caught the fire that started WWI but there wasn’t a single cause. It was all the back-room alliances between nations that was the kindling that spark caught, and a long build up of new weapons no one had put into total mobilization yet, and a bunch of other things.

            If Archduke Ferdinand wasn’t assassinated WWI might still have happened. Though history will never know.

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              Back-room alliances √

              Build up of new weapons √

              Bunch of other things √

              Maybe its time to make friends with the doomsday peepers…

              • @MutilationWave
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                doomsday peepers

                Is this like people who can see 40 days into the future?

              • @InputZero
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                Oh for sure, enough kindling has definitely been set down to start a new world war. Adding all the sparks people are making and it seems like history might repeat itself. The next world war might have even started as far as historians will be concerned. I just think that if full mobilization actually happens the prepers are as screwed as the rest of us. The only way to actually survive that with a fragment of our old ways in tact is to already be rich and powerful, should the worst happen.

    • @helpImTrappedOnline
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      That’s sad. Someone asked “what does she like?” and someone responded “TikTok”. At least the other stuff on the box is an actual theme.