• @gerbler
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    268 hours ago

    I don’t get it? It couldn’t have been Luigi. He was busy working at a Jay St. Videogames all day.

  • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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    18215 hours ago

    One man accused of murdering one person, “We do not intend to delay this defendant’s extradition to New York.”

    Another man accused of inciting a government insurrection, “let’s wait four whole years to hear the case.”

    The whole damn system is guilty as hell.

    • @Cptn_Slow
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      5713 hours ago

      Well you see, he committed the cardinal sin…

      Don’t screw over rich people.

      • @[email protected]
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        2111 hours ago

        Luigi needs to set up a PAC and announce his campaign for president. I’m not even joking. This covers a lot of sins.

        • Drusas
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          150 minutes ago

          He’s not old enough to qualify any time soon.

  • @Olgratin_Magmatoe
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    3312 hours ago

    This whole thing just stinks. The eyebrows don’t match up. The manifesto doesn’t make sense. It doesn’t make sense for him to put a big effort into escaping but then keep incriminating evidence.

    • @[email protected]
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      -69 hours ago

      I thought the eyebrows were pretty close. And the evidence he kept was the weapon, which if he did it, was probably because he intended to use it again—to liberate us.

  • @Hlodwig
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    3916 hours ago

    I mean… Based on pics, its clearly not him…

    • @kikutwo
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      213 hours ago

      I mean it looks just like him, haven’t seen eyebrows like that since early eighties porn.

      • @krashmo
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        1310 hours ago

        You shut your dirty whorish mouth. Luigi was at my house playing Wii sports the whole time.