• @cybervseas
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    1711 month ago

    When your “girlfriend” still has Hinge as her last name on your phone 👀

    • HEXN3T
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      Probably just saying “I’ll change it later” every time it’s noticed, probably

      EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, that’s probably the third. Fuck.

    • Theo
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      301 month ago

      What if that really is her last name lol?

    • Nfamwap
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      201 month ago

      Man, if that’s her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

    • @Psythik
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      225 days ago

      Is “hinge” supposed to mean something?

      • @cybervseas
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        325 days ago

        Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

        • @Psythik
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          Fascinating; never heard of it.

          I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they don’t work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently I’m more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

          What’s online dating like? What’s it feel like to actually get a match? I’m married now so I’ll never use them again.

  • linuxgator
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    731 month ago

    If y’all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?

    • @[email protected]
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      [Deleted by user because they didn’t read the other comments first like a dumbass]

      • @jacksilver
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        431 month ago

        Damn, the automated “comment removed” notices are getting brutal.

    • @[email protected]
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      “Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ‘Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]’. Who are you again?”

      • toofpic
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        My wife is still “Annie Freckles” in my contacts, 11 years later

        • @[email protected]
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          Mine has been labeled “Lisa Work” forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and that’s become her profile ever since.

          • Ziglin (they/them)
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            11 month ago

            Am I the only one who has people’s full names in my contacts? (I use tags or whatever my contacts app calls them to categorize them further)

        • skulblaka
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          131 month ago

          My contact in my fiancé’s phone is still labeled “[Name]'s Brother” lmao, we first met at my brother’s dnd game

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      101 month ago

      “Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?”

      • @Psythik
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        61 month ago

        “Gary, you’re white.”

    • @stupidcasey
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      121 month ago

      80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

    • @GrabtharsHammer
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      When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

      Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

      OP’s screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

  • @LovableSidekick
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    51 month ago

    I agree with gf heat is one “luxury” worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.