Those idiots pee all at once and then water it down. Look at it! They’re completely insane! You could piss on so many lawns with that!

There are soo many things that dogs would find very confusing, if they had the capacity to analyze that way. What if they knew that all of our interpersonal interactions were governed mostly by ego, shame, and pride?

Or collecting their poo.

If they don’t already think we’re nuts for wearing clothes.

Gotta make room for new smells

Well dog, at least I have nuts, ya eunuch.

You think I wash.