• @[email protected]
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    10123 days ago

    I like the conspiracy theory that the MCDonalds worker doesn’t exist and is just a front to hide illegal government surveilance, the likes Snowden warned about. I hope Snowden is well, all things considered. That man deserves peace of mind, hard to come by when you’re stuck in Russia.

      • kate
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        1622 days ago

        they’ve been found, but i don’t want to post links in case it’s breaking rules. wasn’t hard to find though.

          • @[email protected]
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            021 days ago

            The employee “doxxed” a customer in their McDonalds.

            Turnabout is fair play. If they didn’t want the attention, they should have kept their head down and minded their own business.

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              She apparently also missed the tip money because she called 911 instead of the tip line. LMAO

              Apparently she also got fired for calling 911 on company time for something not related to McDonalds. (and probably due to the backlash that McDonalds is getting)

              That’s about what I would have expected.

      • @Poxlox
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        If you search McDonald’s snitch, she’s the first result.

    • @[email protected]
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      I don’t see why they need a front. They could just say they tracked him down from regular evidence

    • @[email protected]
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      723 days ago

      Imagine coming top of your class all through school, you fly your way up the ladder by being great at what you do, you get to be part of a super secret intelligence grabbing mission and you then you find out your the one working the fries.

    • Queen HawlSera
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      118 days ago

      That’s… not a bad idea. Even if it isn’t true we should roll with it.

      It seems getting people to believe wild and crazy things is how you get your side to win

  • @[email protected]
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    4123 days ago

    dont worry bud you’ll get that 50k tip bounty any day now.

    Yep. Aaaaaaanyday now. You’ll get it.

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      60k, between multiple agencies and split between tipsters, once there is a conviction, and subject to taxes.

      If he gets a conviction, McDonalds worker will be lucky to get $20 and a coupon for a free 5-piece tendies. Hope it was worth it.

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      Apparently she won’t be getting it because she called 911 instead of the tip line LOL

      Apparently she also got fired for calling 911 on company time for something not related to McDonalds. (and probably due to the backlash that McDonalds is getting)

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      This suit wasn’t cheap. You outta know. You bought it!

    • @Tudsamfa
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      Don’t know either, but nothing 2 minutes in paint can’t fix. Spending that time surely can be expected from our memelords, no?

  • @[email protected]
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    -2122 days ago

    Cute but please don’t cheapen the idea of consent by attaching it to this low-quality bait.