I guess you can extrapolate if you’re into that.
“Baby”
as in: “Baby girl, get your ass off my head, I’ll get up and feed you dammit.”
Baby Girl is Ripley, a 110 pound mastiff with clinging issues.
My cat’s name, as usual. She woke me up for her breakfast.
Also cat. She rarely vocalizes, preferring to interact and make her point known. In the morning it’s by knocking things on the floor.
“Good”, as in " Good morning!", also directed at the cat, who had been sleeping on top of me.
I wake up each day with a beautiful female who loves me. The that she’s a cat does have some effect on the relationship.
BLEHHHHHHHH
“Oooohfaaakkk”
Woke up with a nose bleed this morning.
ugh
Usually “Oh” followed by “boy”
Sam, you gotta call ziggy to get you back home
Fuck
I feel like no explanation is necessary.
Honestly the same. I woke up early, intending to wrap a gift, only to find I had forgotten where it was hidden.
Ha, sounds like my wife. She buys gifts for family members throughout the year and hides them all around the house and in the garage. Then it comes to Christmas or Birthday times, she goes looking around the house and often has forgotten what she got or who it was for or where she hid it.
*grumble* dodo…
for context she was very surprised that I was using my alarm (I usually don’t use it)
I haven’t said anything out loud today. I’m the only one home and I felt like relishing it instead of leaving the house.
It was a question: „why are you two crashing into my face?“
I guess the first sound i made was something like grumpf. You gotta love cats
I woke up yesterday with one of my cats on my head. I guess they like to test the limits of what or who they can sit on.
They play catch while on (and off) the bed. They just misjudged where my head was
Usually “ow my back”
Oooooh
My son had peed into the bed.
Morning
The same as every day:
“Fuck.”
Followed by “I woke up again.”
