Alas, a weapon worthy of waging War on Christmas! 🎄🪓
‘You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’ IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. ‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley. IT’S EDUCATIONAL. ‘What if she cuts herself?’ THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Ralphie understands that you have to take skulls for the skull throne.
Scandinavians when americans use ä, æ, ø, å:
This is why I prefer dra til helvete over dra åt helvete. It’s more accessible to us Americans. I’m not going to even attempt the Danish version, as that is incomprehensible.
You’ll chop your eye out, kid.
Skulls make for very poor goblets… Unless you have a mortal enemy without eyes.
You fill in the eyes with rubies, silly.
