• FaceDeer
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      That makes it worse, actually. The half that doesn’t forgive you is the one that’s the asshole. If you cut it in half lengthwise then both of them get the asshole.

  • celeste
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    919 days ago

    the one grants you immortality at a touch, the other kills you instantly.

    • Biskii
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      519 days ago

      What happens if you grab both at the same time?

      • @[email protected]
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        you remain aware of every particle in your body as it decomposes and spreads around the world, that one scp

  • xep
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    That’s why you should then cut the vengeful half again into halves, but unfortunately this goes on forever.

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      519 days ago

      I could probably take 1/16th of a worm that is vengeful

      • @[email protected]
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        619 days ago

        Rookie mistake, the smaller it gets the easier it is to get you. That’s why you should burn the vengeful one while its the biggest

    • @[email protected]
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      No, because each time you cut the vengeful worm you get another forgiving worm but keep only one vengeful. Eventually you’ll have enough forgiving worms to peer pressure the vengeful worm into thinking he’s being overdramatic.

  • @LovableSidekick
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    Ok that reminded me of this joke:

    A guy hears a knock on his door, he answers it and nobody’s there. “Damn kids,” he says. Then he notices a snail on the doormat, picks it up and throws it over the fence.

    Six months later there’s another knock on the door. When he answers it there’s nobody there, but the snail is on the mat again. The snail looks up and says, “So… what was THAT all about?”

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    719 days ago

    Cut a worm in two and both halves will writhe in agony as they slowly die.

  • @Bosht
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    619 days ago

    As long as it’s not a snail I should be good.

  • @aeronmelon
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    Inside of you, there are two worms…