I recently found my Radiohead Kid A stickers that have been waiting for the perfect placement since 2001.

I used to be like this but then started pre-deciding items that would be just plastered with stickers so I can just buy whatever cool stickers I want, knowing there’s a place for them.

My water bottle and laptop for example are now covered in stickers

I just realized I don’t have tattoos for the same reason I don’t stick stickers.

The secret is to just have a sticker area and then cover it in shit

That’s why the one wall in my little office nook is covered in anime characters and such

“wow that’s a cool looking sticker. But I dont know where I would put it, guess I won’t buy it”

Meanwhile, my toddler will immediately place a sticker on literally the first thing they see. 🫠

Perhaps the real right place for the sticker was the drawer all along?

I always knew I wasn’t like the others

The trick is to cut out the sticker (with the film underneath) and use paste gum to just place it where you want it. You can then remove it and stick it somewhere else whenever you want.

I had a big collection until I got a large toolbox in my garage. They’re all stuck on it now and when I get new ones they instantly go there also.

When I come across a sticker I really like, like a band at a show or something, I usually buy 2 so I can stick one somewhere without much thought and put the other in a drawer for these reasons

Unless it’s a sticker for a skateboard brand or punk band, in which case, straight on the nearest street sign.

This is so relatable, I’ve carried my bag of stickers while moving houses three times by now.

Uh oh! I have a few hundred brewery stickers that I’ve put up. Some are even duplicates between my home glass display and my work locker.

Am I a double psychopath?

Make your collection communal at work. It’s better than a candy bowl and just as much fun.