Will it solve the kicking pain issues?
amogus
atoegus
Ftfy
amongsus
Just think of the toenail shivs you could make with that bad boy!
This is the greatest survival hack too
CRANKING MY HOG! AROOOOOOOO
THAT’S ONE BIG HOG MFER, HOPE YOU POLISH THAT THING REALLY WELL SO IT DOESN’T GET A FUNGAL INFECTION
This…seems to be inducing a visceral reaction from me…
Eh not too bad, altho that really is how I’m feeling after seeing OP’s post’s image.
Thanks! I hate it
Now instead of stubbing your pinky toe on the edge of the coffee table, you strike the edge of your toebeast™, causing the nail to split in multiple directions like a lightning bolt, causing pain & discomfort for weeks while it grows out.
I’m not sure if that’s worse. I’m pretty sure I broke my pinky toe on my right foot twice now on the metal feet of my coffee table.
Satire or Satyr?
Toe-tal
I disapprove 😦
Looking at this my first though is that you can fucking sell anything in this country which I guess is a confirmation of how many dumb people are out there. Second thought is it reminds me of those old magazine ads for X ray glasses. I can only imagine how much money the guy who thought up that scam made. And how many teenage boys saved up their allowace for months to buy them.
