• @sudo42
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    534 days ago

    I still think the Apple car project was abandoned because they couldn’t figure out a way to flip the car over for charging.

    • @DiggyDiggyMole
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      23 days ago

      Oh, they’d definitely figure it out: How about an optional ramp accessory, of course cryptographically coupled to the car for security reasons. And while we’re at it, why not place the engine start/stop button at the bottom? After all, if you’re trying to stop the engine you’re driving it wrong.

      • @sudo42
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        12 days ago

        I’m thinking a dongle of some kind.

        There would be only one physical port. The same port would be used for the physical key to open the car, the hood/trunk release and the charging connection. You’d need a separate dongle for each function.

    • @fourish
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      23 days ago

      I’d love this too.

      Having the port there is a not subtle hint about how often you need to charge it (next to never).

      If it dies plug it in, hit the washroom and when you’re back it will have enough charge to last to the end of the day, then plug it in before you leave and it’s good for 3-4 months minimum.

  • @[email protected]
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    274 days ago

    Having used Apple computers since the Apple II+, I think I’m allowed to say that the vast majority of Apple’s mouse designs have been utter trash. The one that I might give a pass to is the ADB Mouse 2. I’m not expecting Apple to change the habit of a lifetime by designing a comfortable mouse.

  • @TropicalDingdong
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    245 days ago

    I still think apple users should have to strap the mouse to their head to charge for ever even considering this initial design acceptable and consuming it.

    • Ben Hur Horse Race
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      65 days ago

      magic mouse

      magic keyboard

      im selling hardware to emotional children i guess

      magic flatbed scanner

      • @[email protected]
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        14 days ago

        Don’t forget the magic desk chair, only $1499. Wheels sold seperately.

        (I love Apple stuff usually, but their peripherials have been pretty awful since, well, forever.)

        • Ben Hur Horse Race
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          24 days ago

          yo I remember being in the computer lab in like 1996 and being like “why is there only one button?” well, to "right click you have to also press a keyboard key. right, good.

          the ipod was dope though.

        • @glimse
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          14 days ago

          $1500 is a good price on a high quality chair

          • @Stovetop
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            4 days ago

            In Apple’s case, it’d be uncomfortable as hell, but also well built and looks aesthetically pleasing.

  • @[email protected]
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    154 days ago

    The one thing I can say about the old port placement is that if it had been on the front, 3/5 of my mac using relatives would have plugged it in out of the box and never unplugged it.

        • @mercano
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          74 days ago

          I don’t understand the appeal of a wireless mouse or keyboard in most situations. You still have it on the desk right next to the computer, it’s not like you’re using it from far away, and now you’ve got to think about keeping the battery charged. Wireless headphones make a bit more sense, because you’re wearing them.

          • nocturne
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            For me, a clutterbug, having a wireless mouse means the wire is not getting in the way of stuff and having to reposition it constantly. But I ended up switching to a trackball which works even better.

    • @aeronmelon
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      04 days ago

      That looks like those sports cars in Back to the Future II with fake paneling and jacked rear tires that sticks their butts way in the air.

  • @[email protected]
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    I got a Mac and wanted the mouse. It is shit. It is the worst mouse I’ve ever had. It’s even worse than a $10 mouse with squeaky buttons. That thing cost 3 times as much as my 12 year old daily driver and even has less functions than my old mouse, even on Mac. My mouse has 5 extra buttons which I programmed to mimic the Mac specific actions and this old thing does more Apple only shit than the Apple mouse 2.

    I even fixed the Magic Mouse 2‘s feet myself. The original ones don’t glide at all, so I fixed it by covering the feet in regular cheap ass clear duct tape. Now it glides.

    I’ll never buy an apple mouse ever again.

    I like the keyboard though since it’s the only high quality membrane keyboard that’s not Logitech I could find.

  • @9point6
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    75 days ago

    Legitimately if they fix the ergonomics and the charging port it might actually not be a terrible choice. I keep the magic trackpad around for gestures whilst using my regular mouse