• @pogodem0n
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    355 days ago

    Wasn’t expecting to see Jeff in Lemmy of all places

  • Farid
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    165 days ago

    15,000 years in the past is absolutely not enough to go back to monke. Even just the modern homo sapiens existed for the past 150,000 years. But I suspect to expect those bros to know that is irrational.

  • Knossos
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    75 days ago

    Return to monkey…

    You fight like a dairy farmer!

  • @Juice260
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    85 days ago

    Im afraid to ask what a return to monkey bro is

    • @theangryseal
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      55 days ago

      Some comedy trend I seen a few years back that riffs on technology and plays on a desire to return to nature.

      I mean, that’s what I thought was going on.

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    75 days ago

    He discovers he is the monke that the return to monke Atlantian movement created.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    75 days ago

    I’d warn them about the wraith and tell them of the glory of the P90

  • @[email protected]
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    35 days ago

    I’m not even sure who the “return to monke” bros are at this point. It’s so covered in layers of satire by basically every political grouping that the original is lost.

  • @Dasus
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    25 days ago

    “Working unidentified flying objects”

    I know, I know: “common usage, common usage!”

    Redundant/false acronyms just irk me a little.

    • @Donkter
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      45 days ago

      They can work and be unidentified. There’s no contradictions.

      • @Dasus
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        15 days ago

        How does a society build a thing it can’t identify?

        • @Donkter
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          55 days ago

          It doesn’t have to be unidentified by the makers. You just need to not be able to identify it.

        • @[email protected]
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          Zeta reticulians drop off dope craft. Wtf are these damn things‽ Antimatter annihilation engine turns over nicely and hums along.

          • @Dasus
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            15 days ago

            “Nice, I’ve identified this thing as an alien motor that we don’t completely understand but which we know how to utilize.”

            We don’t really know how gravity works, yet we understand it well enough to utilize it.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    15 days ago

    When they’re UFOs from the vehicle pool they’re flying saucers. Proper UFOs have to be extraterrestrial or Soviet. Nazi UFOs count but foo fighters are all foo fighters regardless of nationality.