Can we do Pathfinder instead? There are a lot of canonically sapphic relationships among the goddesses, and then there’s also a random man who essentially became a god as a drunken dare gone too far and he’s still just a really chill guy
Yes! And the company is unionized and way less shit on every metric than hasbro and wotc.
Three of the main good-aligned goddesses are in a sapphic throuple! Also the system just feels better to play, imo
I check the stalls for treasure
You find three new diseases.
There’s a hard to reach window. Do you want to try to exit through it?
I poke my head out the window
You stand on the bowl as you struggle to pull yourself up. On top of the window sil, a large spider rushes your face. In a fear response, you land in the bowl and fall back against the stall door, causing 10 points of damage and lowering your charisma for 5 turns until the water dries off.
Why are both DM responses to this so insanely punishing?
DMs kinda have to pull a lot of punches in reality 😉 sometimes we like to let loose on the internet
I mean, since you asked…
Pulling yourself up to the window, you look out into a dingy, dirty alley. Nothing seems out of the ordinary. Piles of trash, a clang of a metal can falling, the scurrying of small, dark creatures. Unremarkable. Perhaps, TOO unremarkable?
Hey, I didn’t say you got infected, you don’t know if it might be vials until you ask
I’m not the one who got infected, I was a bystander in the thread.
… That you know of
I’ve been through far too much recently. I decided to end it all. I kill myself.
Your guilt stops you from going through with it, especially because of the neighbor’s dog which you dogsit occasionally. Who else buys it those fancy treats? (actually 5 more people in the building, but you don’t know that)
You hear a conversation outside the door, do you listen in?
I listen in
They start screaming very loudly. You stagger away from the door and it’s gonna take a minute to hear normally again.
You brought a bag earlier. Look in it?
