A ferengi with the lobes for business would make some of those portable holomatrices that the Doctor used for his singing but instead of the Doctor singing opera it would be Holo-Janeway saying her nebula line whenever you open the coffee container.
You can make a mini Holo matrix in the lid, so when opened, it activates. Less special technology.
I nominate Tolookah for Grand Nagus.
An actual facsimile would be very hackable for a small opaque coffee container.
Put a raspi with a screen addon on the underside of the hinged lid. Add a reed switch or light sensor to trigger the video gif. Maybe add a solar panel to the top of the lid to charge the device.
You know, I was about to jump on this deal but then I noticed the shipping costs
Bruh I’m not paying for shipping, no deal.
Shipping and trek fandom, name a better duo.
Paying for shipping violates the Amazon Prime directive.
Shipping for what? Janeway?
It’s just to reimburse Starfleet for the energy used in transporting her.
Starfleet doesn’t even use money. What are they going to do with it? Feed it into their replicator matter storage? If so, can I just pay with dirt, or poop?
Energy. They just need the atoms.
Then I will pay with poop and pee, far more energy for their replicators.
I want this to be real
A recordable audio device like in those singing cards. Just load it with that line and put it on the cabinet with your coffee in it.
Look, some things, like latinum, you just can’t replicate.
But for everything else, there’s technological advancement.
At this point I want her to tell me there’s no baseball in Russia.
