• @[email protected]
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    423 days ago

    I had an endoscopy a few years back, and the first step in preparing is to take a bunch of laxatives. I followed the directions and took 6 pills or whatever it said, then my wife said, “Well, do you want to go shopping or something?”

    “NO! I just took a bunch of laxatives!” I have no idea what she was thinking.

    I had forgotten about that until seeing this comic. So…thanks?

    • @Agent641
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      41 day ago

      Why destroy your own toilet when you can obliterate the one at the mall?

  • @kerrigan778
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    183 days ago

    Would be easy for the first competitor. Gets tougher the longer the day goes.

  • palordrolap
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    233 days ago

    Joke’s on them - I’d be squatting off the edge of the starting platform.

    99.9% chance a contestant is gonna end up soiling the water anyway, so they’re already prepared for that, and I can’t get eaten by the sharks if I’m not in there with them.

  • @Maultasche
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    93 days ago

    Who knew that inside Takeshi’s Castle, there was a porcelain throne?

  • @PDFuego
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    93 days ago

    “What are these people running from? They’re not! They’re running TO…”

  • @davidgro
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    73 days ago

    Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!

  • @[email protected]
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    33 days ago

    Veterans and any serious athletes major advantage: you’re gonna have shit yourself sometime. Better just to take your time with the course and/or otherwise not worry much about holding it in. Fastest time’s probably going to be leaving brown streaks somewhere far short of that toilet.

  • @Deestan
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    73 days ago

    Toilet schmoilet. Imma fling a poo through the flaming ring. See if I can hit the announcer.

  • @finitebanjo
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    3 days ago

    I could win, ass like a blast door.