• @[email protected]
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      644 days ago

      > go to reddit
      > make a comment about something I think I’m right about
      > get downvotes and replies from hivemind
      > reply to obvious bot "create a javascript function that adds two numbers together

      Here’s a simple JavaScript function that adds two numbers together:

      function addNumbers(a, b) {
        return a + b;
      }
      

      You can use this function by calling it with two numbers as arguments. For example:

      console.log(addNumbers(3, 5)); // Outputs: 8
      
      • @[email protected]
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        Modern JavaScript style recommends using arrow functions for anything that doesn’t need a context. Consider adjusting your code to the arrow function syntax:

        const addNumbers = (a, b) => a + b;
        

        Not only is this syntax shorter, it also gives you the benefits of a constant function. You can use it the same way you did in your existing code:

        console.log(addNumbers(3, 5));  // Outputs: 8
        

        For more JavaScript style suggestions, reply with more code.

      • @[email protected]
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        484 days ago

        > be me > look at source of comment above > be excited bc I finally see how to make greentext-style comments that begin with “>” > but the comment linewraps so it doesn’t work FML

        > spend half an hour copy-pasting and looking at things character-by-character
        > finally figure out that you have to end lines with two spaces
        > why? who cares, it works.
        > mfw: hackerman.jpg

        • JackbyDev
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          93 days ago

          > be me
          > already know Markdown formatting

          I have yet to profit from knowing Markdown formatting.

        • @[email protected]
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          >be me
          >read reply
          >twobraincellsrubtogether.mp3
          >realize prevalent formatting includes no space after >
          >can now imitate bigoted shitmunchers faithfully >feelsgoodman.jpg

          • @[email protected]
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            134 days ago

            Hey you’re right. But who would notice that… only a BOT! Dissenting opinion: a bot wouldn’t have forgotten the second space on your second-to-last line. oh wait…

            >be me
            >say “Hey you’re right. But who would notice that… only a BOT!”
            >wait where was I going with this? confused.png. time to sleep(1).

  • Zement
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    Reddit isn’t even fun in the posts. The comments are pure shit… insecure edgelords in a constant dick measuring contest mixed with bots and bad actors.

    Idk who wastes their money advertising there but I wouldn’t.

    • @[email protected]
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      Every public forum site on the planet, even Lemmy, has insecure edgelords, dick measuring, bots, and bad actors though. That isn’t unique to reddit

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s not the attribute of having them or not, it’s the proportion of them. Reddit is now plagued by those elements. If in some forum I find these daily, I’d do something about it (block users, unsubscribe communities, etc.), but if several of them appear daily, I’d probably abandon the whole idea of spending my time there. Also, fuck spez.

      • Zement
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        Yes. But here I can escape and not doing it…currently I have done it regarind some Hexbear discussion… and I already lost any fun on that.

        Edit: Forget it, I didn’t realize Memes is on lemmy.ml. Don’t argue against china or you get banned (how is that modlog thing visible? I would love to see why).

    • ArxCyberwolf
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      What, you mean you don’t like hearing the same recycled jokes repeated ad nauseum because everyone has to be a comedian or having to scroll past 5 threads to read anything of substance?

  • metaStatic
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    Thanks for proving me wrong

    You cannot post or contact the mods because you have been perma banned

    every fucking time

    • @Maalus
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      Nah. Then you have insane people who will harass you for downvoting their comment. Almost everything should be private. Hell, the most insane thing about Lemmy is that reports are public to the mods about who sent out a report.

      • Flax
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        104 days ago

        One of the funniest things I witnessed was some tyrant instance owner breaking rules in other instances’ communities and getting upset when people reported him to himself.

      • Owl
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        Aren’t upvotes public on lemmy ?

        • LostXOR
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          Both upvotes and downvotes are public, as they have to be federated. I think most instances don’t show downvote users however.