• @[email protected]
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    674 days ago

    Oh thanks a lot. My new year’s resolution was to quit porn, after seeing the sexy strawberry pop tart lady I immeditely and violently had to go at myself whilst staring into her gorgeous sugar laden eye-tarts.

  • socsa
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    203 days ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

  • Meeech
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    234 days ago

    Some might say this is pop art

  • @[email protected]
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    174 days ago

    And that’s probably the most unique thing I’m going to see this morning with no judgement made one direction or the other.

  • @iamericandre
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    124 days ago

    Who said you could post a pic of my custom real doll

  • @cmbabul
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    114 days ago

    I’m pretty sure those are frosted cherry

    • @YarHarSuperstar
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      114 days ago

      I second this observation. The sprinkles appear to be red and the filling is darker than strawberry usually looks.

      • snooggums
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        44 days ago

        Krikey, we just found a certified pop tart conessieur out in the wild!

    • @Thteven
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      23 days ago

      Cherry? At least they went to good use then.

  • @ATDA
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    94 days ago

    Gr-grab her by the poptart?

  • @Sam_Bass
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    23 days ago

    Unfrosted blueberry all the way