• @foggy
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    “we’re going to need a list of all of the people you know…”

  • @mriguy
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    912 years ago

    She really needs to meet new people.

  • JeremyT
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    652 years ago

    She’s his attorney… Literally paid to say such things.

    • @dhork
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      552 years ago

      I hope she got her money up front, he doesn’t exactly have a good track record of paying his lawyers on time.

      • @StarManta
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        282 years ago

        I don’t believe that’s true for a second. Only someone unethical would do that, and I have it on good authority that he is very ethical!

        • @IphtashuFitz
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          152 years ago

          The best ethics! Perfect ethics. Nobody is more ethicier!

    • FuglyDuck
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      72 years ago

      they’re not actually paid to lie, you know.

        • FuglyDuck
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          42 years ago

          Yea… because you know, all lawyers are the same. they even all do the same exact job of defending corrupt billionaires. None of them are at all any different.

  • @baldingpudenda
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    Everytime someone describes trump with “best, most, ever” in a positive statement I always assume it’s trump telling them specifically to say that. He has the best words after all.

    • @fluxion
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      And apparently every parent, teacher, family member, judge, etc. she has ever met does not rise to the ethics of Mr Perfect Call Insurrectionist Pussy Grabber

    • @AbidanYre
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      32 years ago

      I’ve got to believe she’s had at least one or two clients who were innocent.

      • @Chalky_Pockets
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        22 years ago

        Surely at least one, but that doesn’t matter. Everyone does at least one thing right.

    • FuglyDuck
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      32 years ago

      she can go into, like, immigration law. Know a few immigration lawyers. their clients are amazing. I don’t imagine their bills are as large as the one sent to trump, but it’s not like trump actually pays the bills…

  • Barttier
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    I know, that she is getting paid and all. But damn… Thats just degrading. No amount of money would bring me to tell such a embarrassing lie. Alone the word “most” puts every other of her social interactions into scale. She basically said: “Me, my mom, my husband?, my kids?, my best friend, they are all ethically worse than Trump.” This person seems to have no values.

    • @[email protected]
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      she is getting paid

      Oh, was this lawyer actually smart enough to get payment up front? Because we know Trump normally doesn’t pay his lawyers after the fact. If she got paid, she has no values.

    • @IonAddis
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      Yeah, my first thought there is…what sort of crowd do you usually run with then?

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        Most lawyers, yes, are heartless capitalist fee-gouging sociopaths. But some of us do a lot to help the helpless, to our own detriment. We give everything for the underdog fighting these snakes.

        So, while I don’t take the generalisation personally—because it’s largely true—please never forget the minority of broke empathetic legal practitioners toiling away behind the scenes seeking actual justice for clients.

  • @ghostBones
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    292 years ago

    Following that logic, it means she doesn’t know any ethical people.

    • @VoterFrog
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      Well she is surrounded by lawyers buh dum tiss

  • @kescusay
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    292 years ago

    So, odds on when she leaves the team and starts telling people what a shit-show he really is?

    • Billiam
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      So, odds on when she leaves the team and starts telling people what a shit-show he really is?

      The second she has a book published and starts doing a promo tour for it, and not one minute before.

      • Drusas
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        I’m so sick of that shit. These people should be charged with being complicit for hiding crimes.

        • @Riccosuave
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          72 years ago

          Funnily enough, she may end up getting charged for lying on her affidavit that there were no more classified documents at Mar a Lago. She used some legalese AKA weasel words that may protect her, but it remains to be seen. She was, however, already sanctioned for over $1 million dollars, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was disbarred by the time all is said and done.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    242 years ago

    I’ve met sewer rats with a better sense of ethics.

    Where did trump even find this lawyer? The 8th circle of hell?

    • NaibofTabr
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      82 years ago

      Bottom of the barrel. All of his other lawyers have dumped him.

    • @jeffw
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      82 years ago

      Considering so many people refused to work for him, it’s possible. P

  • @jordanlundM
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    232 years ago

    Says less about Trump and more about everyone else she knows…

  • EnderWi99in
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    Trump is really running out of qualified attorneys. This lady only got into law a decade ago and up until now has represented reaility stars in petty civil cases. This is who Trump has representing him over any of his current indictments? That’s wild!

  • akai
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    He turned them over, he cooperated as he always does.

    Yup, that’s totally a lie …

    • TwoGems
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      72 years ago

      I thought lying in court was illegal?

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    142 years ago

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    • @[email protected]
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      62 years ago

      I know you’re just quoting but that should really be “accused him” rather than “accused he”

  • @2piradians
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    122 years ago

    45 has a real penchant for surrounding himself with people who say things he wishes were true rather than the actual truth. I doubt he knows (or cares) there’s a difference.

    Hopefully that’s a good thing in the sense that his legal team is so incompetent and out of touch with reality, they will get steamrolled (just as all his election fraud nonsense did).

  • TwoGems
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    122 years ago

    How many rubles did she get to say that