• The Pantser
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      Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.

      • @toynbee
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        I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.

        This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.

  • @superduperpirate
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    • Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
    • The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
    • Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
    • Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

    Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

    • @Feathercrown
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      No markdown tables? :(

      Let me test

      Col1 Col2
      val1 val2

      Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

    • @[email protected]
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      Hmm…

      Well now I know exactly how I compare to all of these men in a very literal sort of way, since I’m apparently the exact same height as Kevin Hart. Tho I am a bit surprised that the first person I dated is the same height as the rock. He looks a lot bigger.

      So that’s fun! Thanks for providing that info :)

    • @aeronmelon
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      I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

          • Tarquinn2049
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            They don’t hurt as much as you would expect. They are generally as light as possible and spinning with very little torque for energy efficiency. So even at max speed, it hurts less than bonking your head on something solid at walking speed, which is much more common. I am only 6’ 4", you don’t have to be as tall as you would think to “get to” experience this.

            • @[email protected]
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              And you can easily just put your hand in front of a spinning fan and try for yourself. Don’t do it with metal fans though, only those wood ones.

    • @glimse
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      I also didn’t realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn’t think it was by THAT much.

  • @[email protected]
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    I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.

  • shoulderoforion
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    well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you’ve found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed

    • @[email protected]
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      Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.

  • @senorblackbean
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    Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

  • @devfuuu
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    That’s not a fish