• @AngryRobot
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    158 hours ago

    Looks like my next video card will be an AMD.

    • @Weslee
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      13 hours ago

      Inb4 amd does the exact same thing

      • @forgotaboutlaye
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        32 hours ago

        They are cousins. They’ll probably go together after the next family dinner.

  • @LovableSidekick
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    By “ring” they mean his swampy anus and by “kiss” they mean insert tongue.

  • Bizzle
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    611 hours ago

    Hey, NVIDIA! fuck you!

  • @dephyre
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    5919 hours ago

    I would be delighted if CEO’s would stop kissing the ring of this fascist clown.

    • @[email protected]
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      5318 hours ago

      Fascism and business always go hand in hand, did we all forget? This isn’t any different than at other times in history

      • ThrowawayOnLemmy
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        2317 hours ago

        Yep. This is history and we’re all surprised it’s happening again.

  • Lucy :3
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    6520 hours ago

    Shitty company -> Shitty CEO -> Does shitty things

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      3719 hours ago

      Absolutely drowning in market valuation, though. The folks at the top are soulless. Absolutely inhuman. All they know how to do is Pander to Power, Collect Rents, Eat Hot Chip, and Lie.

      • ThrowawayOnLemmy
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        917 hours ago

        And when things inevitably come crashing down, we all suffer and they buy up the remainder to do it all over again, ad nauseum until we’re left with nothing.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      118 hours ago

      I’d encourage you not to make rash financial decisions based on emotions.

      But your portfolio shouldn’t be concentrated on NVDA anyway.

      • @x00z
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        410 hours ago

        Emotions not so much.

        Morals on the other hand, definitely.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          -110 hours ago

          Those are just emotions that you feel really emotional about.

      • @hypna
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        615 hours ago

        TIL Lemmy zeitgeist says investment portfolios should be acts of passion.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          015 hours ago

          Right? Ketamine and vibes-based investment. Buttcoin and GameStop to the moon, etc.

          If it were a zero-sum game, I’d be all for everyone else dumping their cash into meme stocks and panic-selling, but those sorts of activities just exacerbate the situation.

  • Lucy :3
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    -2120 hours ago

    Huang does not sound American, hope he gets deported.

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          Practice what you preach. Hoping that someone who “doesn’t sound American” gets deported is aligned with fascist ideas. Jensen Huang is an American citizen, as well.

          • Lucy :3
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            618 hours ago

            I hope you realize that my actual thought wasn’t “Foreigner -> Should be deported” but “Supports deportating of foreigners -> Is foreign -> Would be funny if he’s deported while he supports exactly that” …

            • @yamper
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              1217 hours ago

              that was extremely poorly communicated

            • @[email protected]
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              218 hours ago

              I suspect most people will consider that a bad take still and I agree rationally but I’m emotionally there with you. In the face of powerlessness (at least at the individual level: organize if you can!), schadenfreude is the next best thing (actually the next best thing would be deleted and investigated)