• go $fsck yourself
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    2517 hours ago

    The amount of people who don’t know the difference between a web designer and a web developer is too damn high!

    • @[email protected]
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      1719 hours ago

      True, the beginning is ok, almost obvious pun, which makes the last sentence even more unexpected and funny. Didn’t expect a second punchline

  • @Katana314
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    514 hours ago

    So, the sad news is, most kinds of house spiders that you’d do this to won’t survive if you put them outside. If you want to keep them alive, put them somewhere out of sight.

  • @MissJinx
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    719 hours ago

    He? always though of spiders as girls

    • naticus
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      1719 hours ago

      You know they come in both flavors, right?

      • @[email protected]
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        115 hours ago

        Yes, but most males don’t spin webs, so a “web designer” spider is far more likely to be female.

        • naticus
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          214 hours ago

          Oh I’m aware, that was just pointed at the fact that spiders aren’t monogender lol. No Asaris here.

      • @MissJinx
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        Yeah of course but it’s weird to think of a male spider kkk maybe because of the “widow” thing idk

    • @Soku
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      1119 hours ago

      Are they all named Charlotte?

    • @I_Fart_Glitter
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      418 hours ago

      I know this book gets recommended at every opportunity around here, so continuing the tradition: Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky is a wonderful sci-fi novel that (among many other things) explores the gender roles of spider society.

    • @Seleni
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      216 hours ago

      The ones that build webs are. The males of orb weavers/cobweb spiders wander from place to place, always on the move looking for food and sexy ladies.

  • @[email protected]
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    115 hours ago

    One imagines they’re either spider drinks or said spider was going to the bathroom pretty often and they were out for awhile.