Uh oh, they discovered our Elite team of strictly gay and black special forces… our ultimate weapon has been exposed…
Putin will happily meet them where they are with his own large collection of people imprisoned strictly for being gay - it’s a win-win as far as he’s concerned.
Heck, he’ll probably do us one better by throwing in trans people, too.
The decadent They/Them armies of the West
Russians use the pronouns was/were
If you’re going to touch our boats, you best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.
Dunno. The new commander in chief might be ok with the boat touching…
They touch our boats and he does nothing, 50 million MAGAts are going to lynch him.
Here’s to hoping.
Trump: There are no sunken boats. Sunken boats is a Democrat hoax!
MAGA: I’d rather have sunken boats than be a Democrat.
Trump: Some boats are listing, but not entirely sunk. The radical left and deep state are using boats to attack me in a baseless witch hunt.
MAGA: There might be sinking boats, but they’re part of the 4d chess planning.
Trump: Some boats are sinking. I was the first to call the boats sunken. Nobody identifies a sinking boat better than me.
A mildly irked MAGAt veteran gave us this gem:
Trump could convince at least half of the magats that it’s actually a good thing and they’d believe him.
America goes to war for 2 reasons. U touch their boats or drop the usd as reserve currency.
Nooo, please don’t touch our boats, they’re so weak and gay and defenseless and so are we, uwu
:3
I would like to know more about these gay forces
Apparently Ukraine has gay super soldiers. Does anyone know where I can find one? Asking for a friend.
I’d start here, but you’ll likely need to tweak the amounts, because the recipe yields one Kelly LeBrock by default.
Some of those who work forces
Are gay.
This is all part of the armed gay agenda.
Gay armada. Garmada?
Star Trek: Garmada 2 was the best
Does Russia have dom-marines to take on the sub-marines?
Uwu, daddy?
I guess they have a lot of switchmarines, like the Moskva
Mean Girls Regina George meme:
So you agree. Lyman is in Ukraine?
They could’ve just said to withdraw the Navy /s
Honestly do it Russia. Them hitting first would be great precedent to start sinking all the Russian subs lurking around NATO territory
