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    2 months ago

    I’d expect Galadriel to be very much in the “The only good orc is a dead orc” camp. That’s based purely on vibes, I don’t recall anything about it in the LOTR books and I never could finish The Silmarillion.

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    2 months ago

    Frodo: Don’t blame, me. You guys made it

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        2 months ago

        Most of today’s living elves were already alive back then! By human standards, those times were like the 1990s … which were actually pretty different times when it comes to political correctness, so fair point actually.

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            If it was made by Ñoldor, which seems likely… yeah, you could say that.

            (“Elven cocaine” being mainly Fëanor’s hubris, the doom of Mandos, and all that; which admittedly had all the bad parts of actual cocaine, but none of the fun ones).

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        Galadriel had nothing to do with Gondolin but she was definitely in Beleriand at the time. She was around to experience the light of the trees and make her way to Middle Earth with the Noldor.

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    This is probably funny in a way I don’t understand, because I miss the reference, and will most likely regret posting this because everyone will learn me now

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      His sword glows when orcs are nearby.

      I hope you still didn’t regret the message.